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Thursday Mar 27, 2025
A Proverb That Uses Tapirs
Thursday Mar 27, 2025
Thursday Mar 27, 2025
Mumble when you're not confident around the sixtieth digit or so, because we're back for De Mol België Season 13 - and its visit to the one place that Logan spent six months that we're actually allowed to talk about - Thailand! Over these nine weeks, three guys who love to get to know people while dancing - Michael, Logan & Bindles - will be recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given the task to spread bad luck in the Land of Smiles and become the Mole - beginning with the premiere and elimination of no-one!
In this episode - Logan surprises us all, Fuzzy gets a bingo square right away, Michael's been improving community relations, we touch upon Jeopardy! UK, the Muay Thai challenge gets improved, the mildly-offensive descriptions return, Papa Bear's been watching Taskmaster, the Bible is rewritten by Tolkein, Bindles goes down a rabbit hole, we wonder why they needed drivers in Thailand and not Vietnam, Gilles shows off, we reveal the fourth pad thai item, medical emergencies are sexy, we sing Hilde's praises, our history comes back to bite us in the form of a fake podcast, we've got a little addition to First Suspicions and we lock in our first set of suspects.
You can join in with our First Suspicions game by filling in the form here and play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 2!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 16-25 and Renaissance; België 4-12) may be made.
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Thursday May 23, 2024
A Series of Unfortunate Tunnelling
Thursday May 23, 2024
Thursday May 23, 2024
Notice the bear walking round, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, two guys who are lovely, massively inept human beings - Michael & Logan - have - alongside Bindles - been recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - concluding with the reunion episode!
In this episode - we're still not over the finale, Gilles answers our question, we've got a new stock question for any interviews, something was missing from the reunion, we touch upon the impending return of NetMol, Michael has a TV recommendation, there are some Amazing Race updates, the WIDM Reunion bingo board is marked, Logan contemplates a pilgrimage, Gillian is refreshingly honest, the reunion is frustrating, covertly filming your mother feels mean, Logan talks about an obscure Canadian commercial, authenticity is essential, there's time for one final Bad Romance, Sicily gets ranked, there's one final bingo card to score and Fuzzy worries she may have spotted a clue.
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made.
Additional note: Shortly we'll return for Historians, and I hope you were surprised by the reveal of what it'll be!
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Thursday May 16, 2024
The Horse Always Wins
Thursday May 16, 2024
Thursday May 16, 2024
Cut it at a very noisy point, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who are still shattered from their respective weekends - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the finale and reveal of Senne as the Mole LIVE from Kinepolis (well, Michael & Logan were)!
In this episode - Logan threatens a late checkout fee, someone is thrown out of a casino, we fill in the gaps from the Diary episode bingo board, the topic of souvenirs is skirted, Michael asks about the Eminem "clue", Logan's been to see some Pole dancing, there's a three-way chat with a parent, Bindles comes up a bit short, Michael's notes get exposed, the Mole is on our wavelength, we spot a pun, Animal Crossing is educational, one of us is a bully, Daniel Peake gets his mandatory shoutout, we're glad UK Mole never did the statue challenge, a major clue is spotted after the fact, we reveal the results to the Pool and First Suspicions, Logan has Five Guys in Antwerp, a new Suspect List champion is crowned and this week is one of the longest ever.
We will see you next week for the reunion!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode probably won't contain references to WIDM Season 9.
Additional note: Kinepolis was a lot of fun, wasn't it? Can't believe Michael's streak continued!
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Thursday May 09, 2024
Shenanigans Are The Best Kind of Nanigans
Thursday May 09, 2024
Thursday May 09, 2024
Chug it all in two days in Antwerp, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who absolutely will not take any credit for the nicknames this season - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the seventh episode and elimination of Charlotte!
In this episode - there has been the reunion we've all been waiting for now Logan's in Europe, Michael's parents get some unexpected visitors, we have an update on the Cruise of Deception, Bindles has been causing trouble with Bingo, we have some unexpected fan mail, Sicily's capital is renamed, another clue may have been spotted, we try and describe this season to friends, someone could be getting a puppet, we find out what a Neil Patrick Harris is, there's a flashback to Czechia, we have a Survivor exclusive, Romelu Lukaku tells a lie, Logan's homework is handed in, a streak is spotted, Michael has a particularly understated reaction, there are the final updates to the Pool and First Suspicions, a Pieter Jan-ker's Gamble is proposed, Fuzzy gets some blame and the final suspicions of the season are locked in.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you on Tuesday for Diary of a Mol (Finale) III and on Thursday for the finale!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 4, and there is also a mention of a clue from US Season 5.
Additional note: Is Michael going to be able to cope in the press room if he's finally got the Mole right at a finale? I'm not sure his heart will take it!
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Thursday May 02, 2024
A Major Souvenir
Thursday May 02, 2024
Thursday May 02, 2024
Don't parry, just stab, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who enjoy bringing back some old favourites - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the sixth episode and elimination of Stéphanie!
In this episode - we celebrate the return of a segment after four months, Daniel Peake gets wished a Happy Groundhog Day again, we debate how we'd do with Hot Ones, Bindles is put on a watchlist, the real voice of the Mole is revealed, Gilles describes every Italian town, Logan tries out some nicknames, Senne & Stéphanie overcomplicate things, Michael has a plan for the finale, Charlotte is finally understood, there's a very rare auction, we think (briefly) about NetMol, a rather interesting idea is floated on Reddit, we wonder if the Mole books were really burned, Logan's reaction to the execution is revealed, Michael resists gloating, there is a spiteful prediction, we have the penultimate updates to the Pool and First Suspicions, the Final Three is predicted, Gilles' nicknames go old-school and we praise our mystery subtitler.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 7!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 13 and does contain references to both US 5 and Australia 6.
Additional note: D8-00. Has anyone figured it out yet?
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Thursday Apr 25, 2024
The Bejesus Will Be Shocked
Thursday Apr 25, 2024
Thursday Apr 25, 2024
Have a look at a bottle of Lea & Perrins, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who have tried nothing and are all out of ideas - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the fifth episode and elimination of Lynn!
In this episode - Mothers' Week continues, Bindles reveals a fear, Michael has had an appointment with a slobber monster, we do some Hunted chat, a potential clue is spotted, Logan surprises us with a clean joke, Lynn almost gets a hat trick, the Mole gets a new voice, someone walks into a (Papa) Bear trap, there is some terrible wordplay, Gilles acquires a new nickname (or five), the sponsorship is really subtle, tradition threatens to be subverted, we reveal who we'd bring on a family visit, our chequered pasts may get exposed, we try and work out if the Doublers were a failure, the meaning of the Wilhelm Scream is explained, there are the latest updates to the Pool and First Suspicions, we lock in our final pair of suspicions for the season, Logan is surprised by a question we've asked hundreds of times, we look at the optimum place for the Mole to be and all the rules get broken after 521 episodes.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 6!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 6 and US Season 5.
Additional note: For the first time in two years, Logan definitely has a finalist - can he make it two next week? We hope not!
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Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Paparoni?
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Stroke the aubergine in slow motion, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who regularly have fun times for a minute tops - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the fourth episode and elimination of Coco!
In this episode - Logan's given some options, there are varying amounts of homework that have been done, we have a small announcement, Charlotte plans a trip to South America, Coco understands the show, Bindles' buses are straight outta the Mushroom Kingdom, we wonder if the Wilhelm Scream will be a clue, Logan tries to do a Seal joke, someone forgot to submit a Suspect List, Gilles' weekly nickname is announced, we avoid the food sin minefield, Bindles has too much fun to make notes, the challenge gets broken, Gilles relocates, there's a question over whether the Mole knew who was going, a feud is revealed, we make one joke about Michelle hating her family, there are the latest updates to the Pool and First Suspicions, we lock in our first duo of suspicions, the next execution is predicted and Bindles threatens to be unbearable.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 5!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 15.
Additional note: Godverdomme, this was a great episode. We're definitely being pandered to though, right?
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Thursday Apr 11, 2024
The Baaf Brandt Corstius Line
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Go through customs in reverse, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who always ask for your consent before pushing your buttons - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the third episode and elimination of Philippe!
In this episode - we fear we're being baited again, Logan's been on an adventure, Michael talks about Maremmas, we wonder at what age you learn to bleat, Gilles earns another nickname, there is some homework for next week, Stéphanie gets banned from an onsen, we exclusively reveal the Plan B of the gesture challenge, the consequences of the Doubler are discussed, this becomes the Year of Despacito, there's a really easy way to identify the accomplice, the Mole gets a new voice, someone forgets about imperial measurements, Michael wants Production to be meaner, the Suspect List question proves confusing, a rumour is confirmed, we set the record straight over whether gnocchi is pasta, a massive clue is spotted, no-one trusts Bernard anymore, we head towards a NetMol situation, Philippe has a surprising connection, the next time trailer is just for us, we update the Pool, First Suspicions and our weekly suspects and there's a difference of opinion over who's going next.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 4!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 5 and US Season 4.
Additional note: België really seems to be trying to make us talk about absolute filth this season, doesn't it?
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