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Logan & Michael return to recap the fourth episode of Amazing Race Canada 5 and its return visit to Vancouver and trip to Beijing! In this episode:
We rank N’Sync.
Production actually surprised us for once.
What will the structure of the next episode be?
Michael teases a task that wasn’t included in the preview.
Are Monty’s recaps hinting at the winners?
Should we hatewatch other Amazing Race Canada recaps?
We talk Parks & Recreation.
We (correctly) predict the Fast Forward.
Will there be a reserve team for Amazing Race Canada 6?
How did Andrea & Ebonie burn through so much money?
What does “panda” actually mean?
How much luck went into the Roadblock?
Did Kevin & Ryan get a time credit?
Logan knows all the episode titles with the word “butt” in them.
What was the fourth language for the Great Wall challenge?
Why did they really visit the Canadian Embassy?
Logan gives some Chinese travel advice.
It all goes a bit Disney or Sound of Music, depending on who you ask.
Did Korey & Ivana really have the worst cab driver in the world?
How can you be homesick after a day?
What task will Monty demonstrate next week?
A Big Brother Canada favourite makes a surprise appearance.
We discuss wonky edits…in French!
Michael watches diving videos.
Someone gets some Weibo content.
We update the Give’rs.
Logan wants to spice up the Roadblock.
Was this really a Pit Stop?
An argument is refused.
Was the prize one of the best ever?
We’ve both had tweets from people involved in the season, but does Mike Bickerton still hate Michael?
Someone goes a bit Street Fighter.
Was Korey showing off?
Valley Girl Monty returns.
When is soup like spinach?
And we answer your questions, with one great suggestion on how to liven up non-elimination legs.

The Beard, The Bald & The Blind

Logan & Michael return to recap the third episode of Amazing Race Canada 5 and celebrate Michelle & Logan’s birthdays! In this episode:
Logan has a surprising intro.
Is the Express Pass still relevant?
One of our impressions gets some praise for once.
The Podcast gets a tagline.
There’s a surprising Canada 150 challenge.
It all gets a bit filthy.
What’s the best way to hand out an Express Pass?
Which team is actually the most dominant this season?
Someone needs some new glasses.
What is Logan’s Amazing Race Canada destiny?
What was wrong with the press pictures for this episode?
Michael has been talking about Amazing Race at work.
We try and predict the theming for Big Brother Canada 6.
Who really wants to hang with Bob?
Has Michael’s strategy for the podcast been rumbled?
What is our biggest complaint this season?
Why has the Big Brother Canada resurrection dashed all our hopes?
The Give’r count gets updated.
Everyone’s favourite part-time serial killer from Hunted returns.
Logan tries not to insult Sarajevo.
Michael pulls up Production for the detour.
What was the theme of the locations this week?
Monty gets a new job.
Does someone hear upbeat voices?
Someone channels Tramel & Talicia.
How could Karen & Bert be so wrong with their placement?
Logan backtracks on a prediction he made last week.
Would Production have scrapped the Triple Express Pass if they’d been able to see the future?
The eliminated team gets an apology.
We brace for the casual hate over international travel.
How many Express Passes will we see next season?
And who will (not) be eliminated next week?

Dre MSc

Logan & Michael return for a perfectly sensible and not-at-all sleep-deprived recap of the second episode of Amazing Race Canada 5. In this episode: 
Michael predicts the intro again. 
Logan loves cheesecake. 
What is the mission for the Summer? 
Has Monty been watching other franchises? 
We discuss basement sports. 
We’ve finally found a bit of the podcast that Production have listened to. 
Did this episode get a last minute edit? 
Why are we seeing so many Express Passes? 
How can we make the Express Pass actually interesting? 
Logan switches up the format. 
What’s our history with high ropes courses? 
Why didn’t we see a bonus task for the Express Passes? 
We discuss Amazing Race Philippines 1. 
Why didn’t Andrea & Ebonie take a penalty on the maths challenge? 
Is Monty a show-off? 
We’re doing a rankdown, but has Logan told all his stories on the podcast? 
Was the detour insensitive? 
Michael overestimates his weight. 
We bring back our favourite impressions from TAR29. 
Michael makes an apology. 
Why does Fort McMurray have an airport? 
Logan plugs his Funniest Complaints blog (obviously). 
Are Production trolling us? 
What P-Words would Andrea & Ebonie say? 
Does anyone know Canada’s national anthem? 
What songs does Michael play in the car? 
Why did Logan have beer thrown at him? 
Logan laments the lack of shirtless men. 
Who is the new James Duthie? 
What is a triple threat? 
Can you be scared of falling but not heights? 
Is someone hunting Logan’s family? 
What is the main thing in this episode that proves why TARC should travel outside its borders? 
Monty loves UFC. 
Did both Andreas do something unintentionally really offensive this week? 
When have hoses appeared in music videos? 
We discuss one of the best complaints ever. 
Michael steals a joke. 
We talk Deputies. 
Can you really expect anything in return for an Express Pass? 
An impression goes so wrong that a new one may just have to be born out of it. 
Which team is literally the epitome of Production’s strategy for the season? 
And who will (not) be eliminated next week?

Canada’s Favourite Summertime Disappointment

Michael & Logan return to recap the first episode of Amazing Race Canada 5 and its visit to Signal Hill, NL & Vancouver, BC. In this episode:
What is the most natural reaction to the season so far?
We’ve had some listener feedback for once.
Does anyone care about Canada 150?
Someone takes fashion tips from a Survivor.
One team stole our joke.
How is Amazing Race Canada anyone’s favourite summertime adventure?
How do you get Amazing Race Canada to visit your town?
What prize should have been offered this year?
Which Racers are most likely to know morse code?
Is taking a penalty ever a good idea?
Why did they brag about the underwhelming level of travel?
Logan can’t read his handwriting.
We discuss covert sponsors.
Michael makes a bold memory challenge prediction.
One team was watching too much Belgian Mole in sequester.
We talk about the episode titles.
Will the VoldeMussolinis get superseded?
How would we troll our partner on the Race?
Monty loses our trust.
Logan spots a Mole clue.
How do you differentiate between Shamir & Shabbir?
What should the quit penalty really have been?
Logan returns to his joke-ruining ways.
We reluctantly discuss the most bullshit twist ever created.
Should Amazing Race Canada have a hiatus?
And we answer your questions, including hugging, fighting and regrets.

Still Fifty More Than You, Canada

Logan & Michael (reluctantly) return to preview the upcoming Amazing Race Canada Season and celebrate TWO HUNDRED PODCASTS! In this very special episode:
We switch things up for the 200th episode.
We spitball some alternative intros.
Why are we podcasting this season?
What is the current state of play for Amazing Race Canada?
There’s a yacht story!
Why are we apprehensive about the season?
We discuss our varied history with YouTubers.
Why is everyone so young?
Why is targeting millennials stupid?
Logan has been watching videos.
Michael calls out whoever edits the website.
Someone breaks the MH rules.
We forgot to do something very important.
Will the Quebec legacy continue?
Logan talks basketball.
One sponsor is a bit creepy.
What sort of things should you bring on the Race?
Why are there so many Congolese racers?
Michael has no idea about sport.
Who is the new Mel White?
Pizza Pizza gets a shoutout.
Why are some first boots forgettable?
We recap Logan’s latest trip to LA.
Has Logan had boxed wine?
What is an autobiography?
One team is so bad that they’ll finish eleventh out of ten.
Is there an obvious winner?
How do you prepare for a Race themed around Canada 150?
What is the normal reaction to a team comparing themselves to the VoldeMussolinis?
We discuss Alex Trebek’s rapping.
Logan ruins a great joke.
One Racer is a huge Big Brother fan.
Something is finally made Podcast canon.
How do you find a Saunders grave?
One Racer isn’t a Survivor fan.
Two items brought by one team are a bit sinister.
Where’s Monty?
How did one team prepare for a gross food challenge?
Logan shows off his Magic Mike knowledge.
Michael knows a hip hop song.
We outdo Sir Mixalot.
One team channels Tobias Fünke.
A walk-on song is a callback joke!
How is Amazing Race Canada like Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Who is the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog?
Lame Roadtrips.
Why does Ultimate Frisbee make Logan hate a team?
Why is one team a less-successful Kaylani & Lisa?
When is a word not a word?
Who is not a Hershey bar?
And how should you imagine Michael to be dressed while he’s podcasting?
Thank you to everyone who’s listened over the past two hundred episodes – here’s to hundreds more (just maybe not Amazing Race Canada ones…)

”Say Balls!”

Michael & Michelle return to recap the finale of Amazing Race 29 and its visit to Chicago. In this episode:
Did we approve of the winners?
Michelle plays Top Trumps.
Someone’s been hacked.
Why did Production try to spoil the ending?
What is Michael’s biggest complaint about the season?
What is Premium Economy?
We compare our quick driving skills.
Michael pilfers a feature from another podcast.
Is checking bags in cheating?
Did one Racer edit their bio to hint at their partner?
Michelle wants a hot dog.
Has Amazing Race ever not been a social game?
Why have people gone so crazy?
We ask for suggestions for Podcast #200.
We reveal a slight prank that was played on Logan.
Michelle mentions her Sydney races a few times.
A Superfan card gets revoked.
We both hate running.
Why was this season filming for so long?
Why was part of the hot dog task unaired?
Are hot dogs like McDonalds?
Why are there stands on rooftops?
Michelle asks for some American contact.
Will someone get us some merchandise?
Michael defends the final challenge.
How did the Red Sox get someone in trouble?
Why will Logan be smug?
We defy the rubbish about this being the worst season or winners ever.
Michelle hasn’t been listening.
We actually get some listener questions.
What makes a good season?
Michelle talks about Bertram’s room.
Why won’t we see a familiar face on Australian Survivor?
Trolls have taken it too far.
And we eulogise the season.
Thank you everyone so much for listening all season – we’ll be back for Podcast 200 very soon!

Better Call Seoul

Michael & Logan return to recap the penultimate episode of Amazing Race 29 and its visit to Seoul, South Korea! In this episode:
Logan loves Street Fighter.
Who is most Heisenberg?
What will Logan’s future hobby be?
When can Scott’s secret Express Pass be used until?
We talk about K-Pop rehearsals.
How could London & Logan get less of an edit?
How should Korean boxers train?
We confirm a location for Amazing Race 30.
Where do the most endangered species in the world live?
Logan gets hair envy.
Where in Canada is most likely to partake in cup stacking?
Brooke is Oprah.
What did Joey think the first Roadblock was about?
We suggest a gift for one Racer.
How could All-Stars get worse?
What is our most frequently joked-about topic?
Logan takes us through the unaired handicaps.
Is age a barrier for video games?
We pick apart some of the unfortunate quotes from the Street Fighter task.
Sisters play video games too!
We invoke Roger Ebert.
There’s a critique of Street Fighter charaters.
What should Brooke & Scott have won?
Someone gets the Tyra Banks treatment.
Logan makes an error about video games.
What’s with all the standing ovations lately?
We briefly discuss Survivor New Zealand.
What will be our next Amazing Race season?
Michael spots a subtle editing joke.
What was Tara’s last game?
Michael busts a myth (slightly inaccurately).
We talk placement averages, exposing a record that is actually up for grabs next week.
What do we expect from Amazing Race 30?
Michael issues an ultimatum.
And who will win?

Putting the ’Fun’ in ’Funeral’

Michael, Logan & Michelle return to recap the ninth & tenth episodes of Amazing Race 29 and its Vietnam legs! In this episode:
Will we actually be podcasting about Amazing Race Canada?
What are Michelle & Logan’s greatest fears?
Did the U-Turn actually have an effect last week?
Is Joey a liar?
Scott swears.
Why do people say that Brooke is worse than Flo?
Michelle is gullible.
Michael gives a Netflix recommendation.
Who is the biggest poser in this cast?
Someone commits a cardinal sin.
We delve into an alternate universe.
Who was the first Communist action hero?
Logan makes jokes about Dong.
Lil Bow Wow gets jealous.
We get all the stories from the pharmacy.
Would the fun meter have survived a bungee jump?
We go a bit Robin Williams.
We have a new theme song courtesy of one Racer.
Michael asks for a klaxon.
How do you decide between a truck, a roadrunner and a Motorboating Nixon?
Michelle struggles to keep up.
Logan refuses to do an impression.
Why are people scared of ladders?
What is “the ladder” code for?
Are Brooke & Scott the best ‘hot mess’ team ever?
We talk about how Phil talks.
Someone needs a bucket of cold water.
Why did Joey collapse?
Who is the biggest fan of Pussycat Dolls?
Can you name all of Charlie’s Angels?
One Racer becomes Jon Snow.
Logan talks baseball.
When is an underdog story actually a comeback story?
We have suggestions for the gnome.
Michelle improves the Speed Bump and then wants to fix her child.
What rapper is Phil actually?
What was the key to the Roadblock?
One Racer channels China-era Probst.
There’s some more mean challenges.
Logan apparently has a connection to an Amazing Race Canada alumnus.
How would Production have dealt with a double medevac?
It all goes a bit Ke$ha.
One Racer has a Solitary experience.
We discuss weird Pit Stop entrances.
Who is Baby Mario?
Brooke insults Redmond.
One team goes Freaky Friday.
The episode gets bookended.
Logan talks Street Fighter.
We (literally) eulogise one team.
Who is most likely to play video games?
And who will be eliminated next?