Reality TV Warriors
Episodes

Sunday Oct 25, 2020
Do You Want a Cookie or Something?
Sunday Oct 25, 2020
Sunday Oct 25, 2020
Spin the Wheel of Death, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that'll be at this rate?), the three people who are most looking for bacon right now - Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the second leg this week!
In this episode, we explain why Michelle hates her children, Logan is the subject of an intervention, Michelle sighs when we tell a story, we wonder why everyone was so non-plussed at the return of the Yield, we offer a quick course in Spanish, Michael busts a myth about Keep on Racing legs, easy points get scored on the Michelle Bingo Card, we try and confirm if a Yield is going to be used and we wonder if a non-elimination is coming soon.
You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & YouTube or you can tweet Michael, Logan & Michelle directly! Thank you for listening - we will see you next Sunday for the third leg!

Sunday Oct 18, 2020
525,600 Auditions
Sunday Oct 18, 2020
Sunday Oct 18, 2020
Round up all your mutual Race friends, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that'll be at this rate?), three people who would never hold back in a taxi scramble - Michael, Logan & Michelle are recapping the season, beginning with the first leg this week!
In this episode, we welcome Michelle back by recapping what she's missed in the past sixteen months, there's an update on Amazing Race Australia (spoilers!), we issue some corrections, there's a small issue with the episode title, we trumpet our COVID compliancy, an old favourite makes its (unwelcome, if you ask Michelle) return, we wonder whether two teams had a pre-existing relationship, there's a lesson on dyslexia, Phil gets sassy, Hung & Chee get nothing, we dispel the controversy over the Keep on Racing Leg and we start begging a little bit.
You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & YouTube or you can tweet Michael, Logan & Michelle directly! Thank you for listening - we will see you next Sunday for the second leg!

Sunday Oct 11, 2020
Flemish with Benefits
Sunday Oct 11, 2020
Sunday Oct 11, 2020
Grab all the badass car line rider parents you know, as we are back for Amazing Race 32! Each week from now until the end of the season (and who knows when that'll be at this rate?), the "holy" pair of podcasters known as Michael & Logan will be recapping the season, alongside Michelle! However, we first have to get through every fan's favourite episode - and the episode that Racers dread - our cast preview!
In this episode, we wonder whether CBS even cares about Amazing Race anymore, Logan goes hunting for sponsors, there's a basic English lesson for one team, we find more cop-out answers, Africa isn't a country, Michael somehow makes himself the most popular co-host, Logan's three hobbies on his Amazing Race Canada bio are revealed, someone proves quite hard to Google, we give Little Shop of Horrors a 2020 makeover, Michael's berserk button gets hit, we delve back into the archives for a surprising clip and much much more.
If you want to listen to a particular team's segment (but we recommend you listen all the way through!), the time stamps are as follows:
Aparna & Eswar - 08:13-15:41
Riley & Maddison - 15:41-21:01
Gary & DeAngelo - 21:01-28:42
Jerry & Frank - 28:42-37:52
Kellie & LaVonne - 37:52-43:46
Alana & Leo - 43:46-49:06
Nathan & Cody - 49:06-53:16
Chee & Hung - 53:16-1:00:34
Kaylynn & Haley - 1:00:34-1:05:38
Michelle & Vic - 1:05:38-1:14:39
James & Will - 1:14:39-1:26:34
You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & YouTube or you can tweet Michael & Logan directly! Thank you for listening - we will see you next Sunday for the first episode!

Friday Feb 21, 2020
The Warrior Awards - Celebrating 300 Episodes of Reality TV Warriors
Friday Feb 21, 2020
Friday Feb 21, 2020
It's our 300th episode, and what better way to celebrate than to do one of our most contentious episodes ever? In this episode, Michael, Logan, Anthony & Michelle look back over the past six years of shows that we've recapped & experienced and separate nominees from winners.
Over ten categories, the team dissect the past six years and tell some never-before-podcasted-about stories. Also in this episode - we try and clear up a rumour about Michelle, Logan tells his Big Brother Canada audition story, we remember Tara Basro, we wonder why The Mole Australia 6 was *so* cursed and finish the podcast by getting a bit emotional about what the past 300 episodes have meant to us.
You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & YouTube or you can tweet Michael, Logan, Anthony & Michelle directly and we also have an email address!
Thank you so much for listening to anything we've done over the past six and a half years - we couldn't have done any of it without you guys listening. We'll be back to continue our ongoing Wie is de Mol 2020 and Hunted UK Series 5 coverage next week, as well as beginning the hunt for the Belgian Mole in the second week of March! See you soon.

Sunday Jun 30, 2019
No Nasty Surprises
Sunday Jun 30, 2019
Sunday Jun 30, 2019
Michael, Logan & Michelle return for the final time this season to cover the London & Detroit legs and say goodbye to Amazing Race 31. In this episode:
Are we pleased by the winners?
Logan’s terrible prediction skills come back to bite him.
How experienced were the final three?
Why did Phil forget a U-Turn?
How short-sighted was ganging up on Nicole & Victor?
What was different about this England leg?
Why is picking up a taxi in the UK illegal?
Is Dover Castle well-known for code breaking?
Michelle claims to have predicted a quiz.
How do we know the Knowledge?
Which body of water should you swim in in London?
Why did we never notice how unstable skiffs are?
Why was the Camden Market task predicted as a Double-Battle?
Why did Phil whisper?
How was Detroit so heavily spoiled?
What crimes have been committed recently?
Why did Colin & Christie run with a bag in the finale?
Rachel's job list has a twist.
Would we want to do the face-first abseil?
Did we see a Colin & Christie blow-up?
Michelle forgets to listen.
How could Hart Plaza have been so much worse?
Was there a decoy team?
How long were the teams at the final challenge?
How close was the ending?
What impact does Colin & Christie winning have?
Will we look back on the season fondly?
Michael drops a bombshell.
We answer your questions.
Can a good winning team save a season?
What have we actually learned about these teams?
Why did Colin & Christie not narrate the season?
Which team displayed the first sign of madness?
Who would we pick for an All-Winners season?
The final quiz ends in controversy.
We eulogise the season.
Will we be back for Australia 4 or Season 32?
There’s a final “Where in the World is Logan Saunders?”
And what are our plans for the rest of the year?
Thank you for listening all season – we’ll be back over the rest of the year with some special episodes!

Sunday Jun 23, 2019
S-eh Hello To My Little Friend
Sunday Jun 23, 2019
Sunday Jun 23, 2019
Michael, Logan & Michelle return to recap the penultimate episode of Amazing Race 31 and its visit to the Netherlands. In this episode:
Where in the world is Logan Saunders?
Will we ever ride a tandem bike?
Why can’t Logan ride a bike?
Michael discusses Dutch trains.
Was there any rush to get to Kampen?
Where has the intro gone?
We name Katy Perry songs.
What happens if Leo & Jamal don’t use their U-Turn?
Logan threatens to use his Eastern European connections.
How did Michael know the cows were ceramic?
Is Nicole the worst person ever to do the ditch vault?
Michelle tries to stage a title coup.
Could you relocate classic movies to Canada?
Would we have covered this season if Colin & Christie weren’t on it?
Have Leo & Jamal ever not been involved in a U-Turn?
Why was there no Roadblock?
Logan learns about Catholic feast days.
Are Leo & Jamal underplaying their mediocrity?
What effect does a U-Turn have on the fun-meter?
Why are we rooting for Colin & Christie?
Dutch locals are our heroes.
Michael can’t hide his contempt.
Phil stages an intervention.
Why wasn’t Leo & Jamal’s record mentioned?
Michelle reluctantly eulogises Becca & Floyd.
Why was Becca & Floyd’s exit so awkward?
Logan schools Michelle on Amazing Race trivia.
What will Leo & Jamal’s storyline next week be?
We look ahead to the final two legs.
What would Michael have done if he was asked for directions?
We briefly touch upon the Finale Party location.
Logan tries to avoid making predictions.
The first part of our finale podcast is confirmed.
And Michael runs down the pre-finale records.

Sunday Jun 16, 2019
Femur in the Adriatic
Sunday Jun 16, 2019
Sunday Jun 16, 2019
Michael, Logan & Michelle return again to recap Amazing Race 31’s leg in Croatia. In this episode:
Logan forgets where he was.
Why did we forget about Season 14?
Why won’t Michelle apply for Amazing Race Australia with her husband?
When was the last time anyone booked their own flights?
Was it a wise idea to do half-veterans?
How did it take them so long to get to Zurich?
Did Becca push in?
Who is the crab of Amazing Race 31?
Have the flight rules changed?
Logan has been keeping track of bathing suits.
Michelle rants despite the lack of Rachel & Elitha.
There’s a Futurama impression.
Would anyone pick the snorkelling detour?
Can tides move metal?
Logan & Michelle wonder what “X” is.
Michael considers giving Logan a soundtrack.
How many times did Chris & Bret actually switch?
How difficult was the detour?
Did everyone have to perform the poem?
We discuss adorable greeters.
Logan barks.
Michelle spots something.
Which Amazing Race task was actually like the lottery?
Why was the ending so abrupt?
Just how badly are Leo & Jamal doing?
We actually answer some questions.
Have we ever rowed a boat before?
Would Michelle shave her head?
Who should do the ditch diving task?
Michelle forgets to pay attention.
Logan refuses to make a prediction.
Who will be U-Turned?
And Michael makes a topical reference.

Sunday Jun 09, 2019
The Loudred Wedding
Sunday Jun 09, 2019
Sunday Jun 09, 2019
Michael, Logan & Michelle return to recap the eighth leg of Amazing Race 31 and the second half of its visit to Switzerland. In this episode:
What are our respective histories with bovines?
Is Michael still bored by this season?
Just how badly are Leo & Jamal doing?
Where in the world is Logan Saunders?
Why did Phil mention the lack of Non-Elimination legs so much?
What record does Rachel have?
Is Amazing Race becoming predictable?
Which team should you target at a Face-to-Face U-Turn Nomination Ceremony?
What is Rachel’s kryptonite?
Logan finds out he has fans.
Which detour would we have done?
Is this Speed Bump already iconic?
Should Colin & Christie have helped Rachel & Elitha?
There’s another round of Play Your Democracies Right and Logan makes a correction.
Should you just copy Colin & Christie?
We exclusively reveal the theming of Pokemon Sword & Shield.
Would you want to bite the damn apple after the Roadblock?
Why did Logan accidentally do Ramadan?
Colin gets a new teammate.
Why was this leg so short?
Should you have run to the Pit Stop?
Can Tyler & Korey really claim to have won three legs in a row?
What records are left to be set this season?
How do we differentiate all the various Rachels on Amazing Race?
Did Michael guess the correct job that Michelle would mention?
Would Colin & Christie use a future U-Turn?
When is the latest U-Turn we’ve seen?
Michelle gets the eulogising duty.
Will Rachel appear on any more shows?
Why are the ratings so bad?
Will Croatia live up to its reputation?
Michael reveals a task from the Split leg.
And Logan & Michelle make some predictions.