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Sunday Jun 18, 2023
A Human Gutterball
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Make momentum angels, as we are back for our second season of old Amazing Race recaps - Amazing Race Australia 2! Over these twelve weeks, three people who are riddled with neither prostitues nor cockroaches - Logan, Michael & Michelle - are recapping a season that has an insane reputation amongst fans (which is completely justified), continuing with the iconic fourth leg and elimination of Kym & Donna!
In this episode - Michelle drops a bombshell, we discuss the legacy of this episode, the ethics of the Must-Vote U-Turn come up, Michael debuts an impression that definitely won't become tedious, we explain the difference in urinals, Grace can't even be relied upon anymore, Logan's jokes come back to bite him, Michael spots something no-one else has ever spotted, a surprise Stowaway team is introduced, there's an update on Grace eleven years later, Rochdale is finally brought to the forefront, we have some history with Four Points by Sheraton, Michelle reaches her limit, we deal with the arrested development, Tarryn shows emotion, Logan tells a decent joke and we wonder if it was a blessing for Kym & Donna that they only lasted four episodes.
Thank you for listening - we will see you next week for Leg 5!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free - however, as with our other historical recaps, this episode may contain references to episodes that we have already covered - namely from Seasons 3; 23-32; Australia 3; Canada 2-5 and Asia 5.
Additional note: Even we can't believe it took this long to notice Sarah dropping an F-bomb - how did that slip through the net?!
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Sunday Jun 11, 2023
The Buffheads Are Now Dickheads
Sunday Jun 11, 2023
Sunday Jun 11, 2023
Grease up your favourite Olympians, as we are back for our second season of old Amazing Race recaps - Amazing Race Australia 2! Over these twelve weeks, three people who would never deliberately arm children with cricket bats - Logan, Michael & Michelle - are recapping a season that has an insane reputation amongst fans (which is completely justified), continuing with the third leg and elimination of Sue & Teresa!
In this episode - we explain why we never do video podcasts, Logan goes through the pink cities, there's another unaired task, we wonder whether Paul thinks that he's subtle, a villain emerges as Grace gets needlessly personal, Seven are very optimistic, the first Roadblock proves impossible to fail, Sticky's real name is revealed, Logan debuts an impression, we wonder if you ever want your sibling calling you hot, we decide who was in the right between Paul and Kym & Donna, Michael rehashes old ground, the teams get sorted, Michelle has a slight reaction to the episode title, Teresa gets a new look, the editors give us a huge neon sign, the second Roadblock proves very interesting, we explain how well Sue & Teresa did and next week's infamous episode is previewed.
Thank you for listening - we will see you next week for Leg 4!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free - however, as with our other historical recaps, this episode may contain references to episodes that we have already covered - namely from Seasons 3; 23-32; Australia 3; Canada 2-5 and Asia 5.
Additional note: Best season ever! Our Amazing Race Australia 2 Historians episodes are only just getting started for the year - next week's episode is probably *the* infamous one of this season!
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Sunday Jun 04, 2023
One Warm Hand
Sunday Jun 04, 2023
Sunday Jun 04, 2023
Get the Confetti Cannon in full HD, as we are back for our second season of old Amazing Race recaps - Amazing Race Australia 2! Over these twelve weeks, three people who legally cannot be classified as dancers - Logan, Michael & Michelle - are recapping a season that has an insane reputation amongst fans (which is completely justified), continuing with the second leg and elimination of Adam & Dane!
In this episode - we establish who was in the wrong between James & Sarah, a Reddit post from last year gets discussed, Logan coins a running joke, we wonder if the editors were making Grace look dumb deliberately, there's a bit of a discussion over how teams *actually* got back to Manila, everyone laughs at Poo, Michael brings up Norway, Sam gets hit on, we wonder if Launceston has attack ads, Michelle says something about Paul, Logan does a pitch perfect impression, Michael spots a continuity error, someone channels Batman, a prime bit of Aussie culture is explained to a Canadian, we wonder why the Express Pass went unaired, Lucy & Emilia channel Khaleesi, one of Logan's rules is broken, the editors try (and fail!) to be sneaky, we talk tax, Grant gets pass-agg, we (reluctantly) eulogise the first boots and Michelle pulls a classic Saunders move.
Thank you for listening - we will see you next week for Leg 3!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free - however, as with our other historical recaps, this episode may contain references to episodes that we have already covered - namely from Seasons 3 & 23-32; Australia 3; Canada 2-5 and Asia 5.
Additional note: Lucy & Emilia's survival means right now, we have ten iconic teams remaining. Who will be eliminated next week? Whoever it is, it'll be heartbreaking!
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Sunday May 28, 2023
The Unfortunate Beau Ryan Trilogy
Sunday May 28, 2023
Sunday May 28, 2023
Think of bad Thai food, as we are back for our second season of old Amazing Race recaps - Amazing Race Australia 2! Over the next twelve weeks, three people who refuse to wait in the A-C area - Logan, Michael & Michelle - are recapping a season that has an insane reputation amongst fans (which is completely justified), beginning with the first leg and Salvage of Lucy & Emilia!
In this episode - we date our recording almost immediately, Logan brags about a VPN, the real villain of the season is revealed, there's a small concern that people will get confused, we chat culture shock, the Ten seasons get a small amount of praise, Paul is a time traveller, we wonder how you can be competitive in your dating life, Michelle was (sort of) at the starting line, we explain what the point of the entire leg was, Kym has a Bruce Bogtrotter moment, Logan doubts Production are being honest, the editors begin their foreshadowing mission, the confetti cannon gets a mention, Paul may have been on the money about Kym & Donna, Ross is old, Liam Neeson stops by, Lucy & Emilia's shock is explained, we reveal what would have happened if the Salvage Pass was unused and we look ahead to next week.
Thank you for listening - we will see you next week for Leg 2!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free - however, as with our other historical recaps, this episode may contain references to episodes that we have already covered - namely from Seasons 3; 23-32; Australia 3; Canada 2-5 and Asia 5.
Additional note: Look, we can't wait for the rest of these Historians episodes! It's a ripper-roaring season!
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Friday Dec 31, 2021
Friday Dec 31, 2021
We have one final surprise this year, and it's a big one! Back in June, Logan & Michael sat down with three of the finalists of Amazing Race 3 - Flo Pesenti, Zach Behr & Ken Duphiney!
In this episode, we find out about the Caroline Rhea show experience, everyone reveals if they got a call for an All-Star season, Logan wonders whether Zach remembers TARFlies, we bust a myth, Ken reveals what Gerard calls him on email, we wonder if Zach has PTSD from Dieselgate, there's a request for some Italian, it all gets a bit nostalgic, we find out why there was a Twin Hunt, Ken explains his sibling decision, Colin learns a lesson from one Racer, Andre & Damon helped Ken & Gerard out of a sticky situation, there's an interesting fan encounter, Portugal's Fast Forward is revealed, Gerard makes a silent cameo and Ken reveals why he was nearly banned from Vietnam.
You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & YouTube or you can tweet Michael & Logan directly! We will see you next year for Wie is de Mol 2022!
Please note: This episode covers all of Season 3, as well as a bit of discussion about Seasons 4 & 5 and may contain references to any season we've also covered (23-32; Australia 3; Canada 2-5 and Asia 5).
Additional note: This interview is one of our favourite episodes we've ever done! Thanks so much to Ken, Flo & Zach for being so generous with their time.

Sunday Dec 26, 2021
Creature from the Zach Lagoon
Sunday Dec 26, 2021
Sunday Dec 26, 2021
Fly over the Finish Line quitting, as we are back for our first ever season of old Amazing Race recaps - Amazing Race 3! Over these thirteen weeks, three people who regularly lower the bar on who can podcast - Logan, Michael & Michelle - have been recapping the season, concluding with the final leg and unveiling of Flo & Zach as our winners!
In this episode, we celebrate Christmas a bit early, the finale is particularly packed with travel, Logan explains why some countries need you to have a ticket to enter an airport, we reminisce about Zoom, Ken & Gerard have a detour of their own, Michael finds another Flo-Brooke comparison, Michelle learns about early-2000s rock music, we wonder if Flo & Zach would be edited differently in 2021, there's a PSA for potential trolls, we explain who would win a jury vote and there's a bit of discussion about what is next for the podcast.
You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & YouTube or you can tweet Logan, Michael & Michelle directly! Thank you for listening - we will see you very soon for more episodes!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free - however, as with our other historical recaps, this episode may contain references to episodes that we have already covered - namely from Seasons 23-32; Australia 3; Canada 2-5 and Asia 5. These episodes do skirt the lines of spoilers a little more than normal, due to the slightly more...infamous aspects of the season. However, this doesn't matter as the season is done!
Additional note: Only two more episodes remain this year! "Two?!", you say? Two.

Sunday Dec 19, 2021
Huế & Cry
Sunday Dec 19, 2021
Sunday Dec 19, 2021
Prepare for a "beefy train ride" (no, that isn't one of Logan's films...), as we are back for our first ever season of old Amazing Race recaps - Amazing Race 3! Over these thirteen weeks, three people who would never ping pong a bit - Logan, Michael & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the twelfth leg and final non-elimination episode!
In this episode, Phil returns to roast Teri & Ian one final time, we point out where Flo & Zach excel, Michelle makes an ultimatum, a mid-season favourite subplot returns, we bust a classic myth, Michael is vindicated after last week, there's a plea for some vomit, someone has experience of paddling a circular boat, Logan tells his story about learning to ride a bike, Flo has an issue with helmets, Michelle gets exposed, we look ahead to next week and has anyone ever quit the final leg?
You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & YouTube or you can tweet Logan, Michael & Michelle directly! Thank you for listening - we will see you next week for the finale!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free - however, as with our other historical recaps, this episode may contain references to episodes that we have already covered - namely from Seasons 23-32; Australia 3; Canada 2-5 and Asia 5. These episodes do skirt the lines of spoilers a little more than normal, due to the slightly more...infamous aspects of the season. Fair warning - in this episode we do flat-out say who wins.
Additional note: Prepare for a bit of division about the ending of this season - can we finally get Michelle to be nice about Flo? (Spoilers: no)

Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Never Mind the Pollacks
Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Crank up the seductive jazz music, as we are back for our first ever season of old Amazing Race recaps - Amazing Race 3! Over these thirteen weeks, three people who would never offer a tourist a massage place - Logan, Michael & Michelle are recapping the season, continuing with the eleventh leg and elimination of Derek & Drew!
In this episode, we thank the Chinese government for this episode, there's a split in the group over whether we should keep defending Flo, we reveal why the flags were really changed, Production gets lucky with Ian still being in the Race, Drew dates himself, Michael goes looking for a sponsor, we wonder whether Zach was actually trying to play the moralist, we test Michelle's theme park etiquette, Flo gets an unaired advantage, Logan spots another sneaky Zach moment, one team spots a merchandising opportunity, Michael compares Ho Chi Minh City to an 80s video game, we explain whether Flo actually got her boyfriend eliminated, a pun is released, Derek & Drew get eulogised and we look ahead to the final two episodes of the season by praising the characters you forgot about.
You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & YouTube or you can tweet Logan, Michael & Michelle directly! Thank you for listening - we will see you next week for Leg 12!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free - however, as with our other historical recaps, this episode may contain references to episodes that we have already covered - namely from Seasons 23-32; Australia 3; Canada 2-5 and Asia 5. These episodes do skirt the lines of spoilers a little more than normal, due to the slightly more...infamous aspects of the season.
Additional note: Really enjoying covering this season! We've got two more episodes of TAR left before we go away (...for nine days).