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Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Paparoni?
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Stroke the aubergine in slow motion, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who regularly have fun times for a minute tops - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the fourth episode and elimination of Coco!
In this episode - Logan's given some options, there are varying amounts of homework that have been done, we have a small announcement, Charlotte plans a trip to South America, Coco understands the show, Bindles' buses are straight outta the Mushroom Kingdom, we wonder if the Wilhelm Scream will be a clue, Logan tries to do a Seal joke, someone forgot to submit a Suspect List, Gilles' weekly nickname is announced, we avoid the food sin minefield, Bindles has too much fun to make notes, the challenge gets broken, Gilles relocates, there's a question over whether the Mole knew who was going, a feud is revealed, we make one joke about Michelle hating her family, there are the latest updates to the Pool and First Suspicions, we lock in our first duo of suspicions, the next execution is predicted and Bindles threatens to be unbearable.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 5!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 15.
Additional note: Godverdomme, this was a great episode. We're definitely being pandered to though, right?
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Thursday Apr 11, 2024
The Baaf Brandt Corstius Line
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Go through customs in reverse, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who always ask for your consent before pushing your buttons - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the third episode and elimination of Philippe!
In this episode - we fear we're being baited again, Logan's been on an adventure, Michael talks about Maremmas, we wonder at what age you learn to bleat, Gilles earns another nickname, there is some homework for next week, Stéphanie gets banned from an onsen, we exclusively reveal the Plan B of the gesture challenge, the consequences of the Doubler are discussed, this becomes the Year of Despacito, there's a really easy way to identify the accomplice, the Mole gets a new voice, someone forgets about imperial measurements, Michael wants Production to be meaner, the Suspect List question proves confusing, a rumour is confirmed, we set the record straight over whether gnocchi is pasta, a massive clue is spotted, no-one trusts Bernard anymore, we head towards a NetMol situation, Philippe has a surprising connection, the next time trailer is just for us, we update the Pool, First Suspicions and our weekly suspects and there's a difference of opinion over who's going next.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 4!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 5 and US Season 4.
Additional note: België really seems to be trying to make us talk about absolute filth this season, doesn't it?
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Thursday Apr 04, 2024
My Body is Not an Ice Pop
Thursday Apr 04, 2024
Thursday Apr 04, 2024
Mortify the kids and the grandkids, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who hope that it's chocolate - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the second episode and elimination of Karolien!
In this episode - Logan gets himself into hot water, there's a small administrative error-induced discussion, Michael faces the consequences of ignoring the existence of blended families, someone gets burned by Reddit, we get some mystery packages, everyone could be the Mole, Production have been planning this week for a while, our jokes have a theme this week, Coco brings the fire, everyone licks a bit too slowly for our tastes, the difference between a stepfather and a father is explained, someone Bruce Bogtrotters themself, Michael promotes a tour, Michaël gets an invitation to a party, we open the Canadian Pandora's Box, Logan forgets a white woman, a reunion scene is predicted, the Mole flits between Bane and Darth Vader, the method of picking the new Keeper of the Doublers is revealed, we rank the eulogies, the Wilhelm Scream returns, Bindles wants to join the Pool, there are the first updates to the Pool and First Suspicions and our second set of suspects are locked in.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 3!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 8.
Additional note: No-one expected Bindles to make it to fifty episodes without being cancelled, right?
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Thursday Mar 28, 2024
It's Just N
Thursday Mar 28, 2024
Thursday Mar 28, 2024
Talk about your scrotum for six seconds too long, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who aren't olive pluckers, they're olive pluckers' sons - Michael, Logan & Bindles - will be recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - beginning with the premiere and elimination of Gillian!
In this episode - Logan continues with his offensive descriptions, a traditional question returns, The Mole infiltrates Michael's life, this season approaches the Aaf Brandt Corstius Line, everyone's favourite impression is back, someone gets lined up to dub for Gilles, we spot a subtle theme, there was an audible reaction to the Real Madrid snafu, the cast photos are already iconic, Michaël teaches us something, Bindles panders to the bingo people, someone turns into Jackie Stallone, the hexagons get rebranded, we got misled in the trailers, Bindles & Michael get in sync, we find the perfect jokes to make on Holy Week, Michael tries to work out the maximum amount of olives, Senne's weight loss becomes even more impressive, Logan has met the guy who created Big Brother, a joke is pre-emptively stolen, the Mole's tactics are analysed, this season proves to be lucrative, our first boot gets a special eulogy, the sponsors will be happy, we try and guess what the impact of Pandora's Box will be, our first suspicions are locked in, Logan reveals his descriptions and we wonder if we're being pandered to again.
You can join in with our First Suspicions game by filling in the form here and play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 2!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 1.
Additional note: Is Gilles going to approve of being nicknamed Pasta Bear or Papá Orso now? Probably not!
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Wednesday Mar 13, 2024
A David Correos Memorial Meat Platter
Wednesday Mar 13, 2024
Wednesday Mar 13, 2024
Repost a bunch of random memes on your Instagram all the time, because a new decade of Reality TV Warriors begins with Wie is de Mol 2024: Les 9 Atouts du Rik van der Westelaken - and WIDM continues following België's lead and heads back to Mexico! Over these ten weeks, three guys who know exactly what to do to stop the moling happening - Michael, Logan & Bindles - have been recapping and breaking down everything that happens on the show's return to Mexico in our twentieth Mole season, concluding with the reunion and reveal of Anna as L'Atout Secret The Mole!
In this episode - Bindles gets a birthday message, Logan tries to cause panic, we sort of get a shoutout, there is our annual dive into Finale Fashion, a description gets changed, a mystery is solved, no-one respects Rik's authority, the Speed Dating challenge proves to be a sliding doors moment, Fons & Rosario break a cardinal rule, we wonder if they edit Rik to be boring, Logan gets a surprise, there is more unfulfillable Mole money shenanigans, Bindles runs through some hidden clues, there is some by-rote admin, the winners of First Suspicions and the Suspect List are announced and Rocky starts a new charity.
You can see the results of the Bother's Bar Suspect List here - thank you to Thomas for all his hard work building it!
We will see you next Tuesday for Hunted UK Series 7 and on March 28th for De Mol België Season 12!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-23 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 12.
Additional note: Thomas is so mean not letting Michael deduct thirty points off Bindles' score. WHERE IS YOUR LOYALTY?!
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Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
My Heart Will Go Fons
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Read the room, a book or a word, because a new decade of Reality TV Warriors begins with Wie is de Mol 2024: Les 9 Atouts du Rik van der Westelaken - and WIDM continues following België's lead and heads back to Mexico! Over these ten weeks, three guys who are just so gloriously unimpressed with everything this season - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens on the show's return to Mexico in our twentieth Mole season, continuing with the ninth episode and elimination of Kees!
In this episode - we disagree on whether it's a final three or four, Rik Seacrests us, we begin with an apology (sort of), there is finally some news about België, Logan workshops a new nickname, there has been some genuine controversy on the Amazing Race subreddit, last week might have been a double execution, a theory is refuted, a dilemma is added to the ziplines, we wonder why we've seen nothing of Fons & Rosario's bondje, the pot proves to be record-breaking, someone gets ruled out, there are the latest updates to the Pool and First Suspicions, Michael reveals if he's going to the finale, the final guesses for who the Mole is are locked in and we wonder what will happen if we're all right all season.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for the reunion and reveal!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-23 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 3.
Additional note: Anna is the Mole, right? I mean, we could try and build up some intrigue but we're all on for a clean sweep here.
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Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Sniperbitch 2: Permanently Hot and Bothered
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Just sing Mambo Number 5 instead, because a new decade of Reality TV Warriors begins with Wie is de Mol 2024: Les 9 Atouts du Rik van der Westelaken - and WIDM continues following België's lead and heads back to Mexico! Over these ten weeks, three guys who don't know their wrists from their elbows - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens on the show's return to Mexico in our twentieth Mole season, continuing with the eighth episode and elimination of Rian!
In this episode - we may have another delayed recording on our hands, there is a small non-announcement, Logan finds himself in a very sticky situation, the horse jokes reach their natural conclusion, we wonder if there'll be another execution, the real reason Rik wanted them to talk quietly is revealed, Rosario has an unfair advantage, Rian's "maximum effort" level is explained, we suggest a caveat for if WIDM looks to Flanders, we discuss the best bit of the Macarena interaction, Rian crashes Logan's plans, Production cross a line when it comes to their own cheapness, Michael explains the original banner plan, one of our legacies returns, a clue is spotted, the traditional eulogy is issued, there are the latest updates to the Pool and First Suspicions, The Suspect List has caused some pedantry, we lock in our eighth set of suspicions and the impending disappointing ending to all our competitions is teased.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 9!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-23 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made.
Additional note: Everyone suspects Anna, but will it be that simple? Could Michael be the first to ever get a back-to-back Pool win?
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Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Jackal! Jackal! Jackal!
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Wish Daniel Peake a Happy Groundhog Day, because a new decade of Reality TV Warriors begins with Wie is de Mol 2024: Les 9 Atouts du Rik van der Westelaken - and WIDM continues following België's lead and heads back to Mexico! Over these ten weeks, three guys who who have one speed, and it is slow - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens on the show's return to Mexico in our twentieth Mole season, continuing with the seventh episode (and Logan & Michael's four hundredth together!) and elimination of Babs...again!
In this episode - a curse is broken, Michael has been causing trouble, Bindles holds out on us, we apologise for not doing a catchphrase, one of Logan's obsessions returns, Fuzzy proves to be on our wavelength, Bindles learns about Abbey Road, we have a book recommendation, a lip sync battle is issued, an unaired clip leads down a rabbit hole to one of our favourites, we wonder what Fons said to get bleeped, Old Man tries not to yell at Mole Money, the return of Integrity will be Rewarded leads to some mixed emotions, Rosario is a terrible liar, Bindles notices something weird, there is more execution commentary, we root against Babs going home, there are the usual updates to the Pool and First Suspicions, we lock in our seventh set of suspicions and we finally find out what the Secret Pieter Jan-ker's Gamble is.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 8!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-23 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode does also contain a brief reference to a challenge in WIDM Season 2.
Additional note: Next week is the first one where we're down to one suspect - will anyone make the right choice in the end?
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