Rowling, Retching and Racing

Michael, Logan & Michelle return to recap the fourth and fifth episodes of Amazing Race 29. In this episode:

• Michelle forgot it was two episodes.
• Scheduling is weird.
• Phil seems to think he’s Jeff Probst.
• When was the last Blind Double U-Turn?
• One of the Route Markers was significant.
• Logan spots a massive clue.
• Phil is influenced by a Racer.
• A Harry Potter conversation becomes a challenger for the stupidest tangent ever.
• Michelle contradicts herself.
• Would we have given away the spare key?
• What is “side eye” code for?
• How would Michelle get on with Shamir?
• We learn about a rival to Deputy Minister Patana’s crown.
• Did Ice T make a cameo?
• Logan’s imagination gets a bit dark.
• Why did one team’s exit nearly become even more humiliating?
• Shamir gets blanked.
• Next Time comes a lot quicker than normal.
• We hate the episode titles.
• Logan tells a dad joke.
• How many U-Turns will there be?
• We talk surströmming.
• Why is Oslo like Miami?
• For some reason, Logan references the non-canon Lion King sequels.
• Who is the Donkey of the Race?
• Michelle tells a vomit story.
• Who does Logan wish did the Fast Forward?
• Did a HaMerotz-style punishment happen?
• There’s a dramatic reading of a scene from an alternative timeline.
• We call out a liar.
• The Fast Forward breaks a record.
• Michelle is a pyromaniac.
• Why did we pray for a Roadblock mistake?
• Who is the Ric Flair of Amazing Race?
• The Detour is confusing.
• Logan is lupine.
• One team has already forgotten leg 1.
• We compare place names.
• We finally find an impression that Logan isn’t catastrophically bad at.
• Why did Tara not trust the lure?
• Which way is North?
• Someone gives out some ironic criticism.
• Should Trolls have gone more comic book?
• Was it a good idea to drive to the Pit Stop?
• The Detour goes Charmed.
• There’s a classic CBS cliffhanger.
• Who will be U-Turned and Eliminated next week?
• And we discuss sneaky Keep on Racings.