My Ox is Boneham!

Michael & Logan return and are joined by Michelle to recap the first episode of Amazing Race 31! In this episode:

• Where should you send all complaints about this season?
• We address the elephants in the room.
• Why is Logan so giddy?
• Why does CBS love edges?
• What are some traditional South African greetings?
• Why did the Amazing Racers get to use bikes?
• Was there more to the starting line task than we saw?
• How much intrigue does the delay in airing this season spoil?
• We get some answers from the preview.
• Michelle requests an ox.
• We critique the intro shots.
• Who has the most impractical clothing choices?
• Are we expecting a “greatest hits” repertoire from the old Racers every week?
• Michael offends the Richards.
• Why didn’t Art & JJ discuss the sled for five years?
• What’s so awkward about our introduction to Corinne & Eliza?
• How old is Rupert?
• Michelle refuses to join in on a joke.
• We get our dumb meters out.
• Why was everything arranged to get them to Tokyo?
• We learn how to pronounce “Laos”.
• Why doesn't Amazing Race visit Australia anymore?
• How do you ask for help in Japan?
• Why are there so many 7-Elevens?
• We’ve finally found a food Roadblock that Michelle would like.
• We use Logan’s terrible soundproofing to do some accents.
• Michelle discusses unnecessary compliments.
• There’s a friendly game of “Guess the Crystal”.
• How do you get rid of cramps?
• Have Rupert & Laura travelled anywhere?
• What are the penalty rules?
• We try and predict the U-Turn results.
• Logan catches up on everything he missed.
• We try and find a comparison for Art & JJ.
• Why does everyone complain about the “This Season” trailers?
• Logan comes up with a twist for an upcoming season.
• Who’s going home next week?
• And we try and help them along with some future Japan tasks.