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Michael, Logan & Michelle are back to discuss a genuinely controversial pair of episodes in Amazing Race 31's visits to Dubai & Uganda. In this episode:

• Michelle makes a new noise.
• Why do we differ so much on these episodes?
• How did anyone fall for our Fake Recap last week?
• Why does Michael hate Middle East legs?
• Will we be covering Amazing Race Canada 7?
• Michelle tries to defend the indefensible.
• Why was there no mention of Colin & Christie having gone to Dubai before?
• Where were the camels?
• Michael refuses to acknowledge other podcasts.
• Are Colin & Christie funnier in Zen Mode?
• Is there a better prize on offer than the Million Dollars?
• There's a pop quiz.
• How boring are Virtual Reality tasks?
• We spot a bit of delicious irony in the Uganda episode.
• Why would bungee jumping off the Burj Khalifa be impractical at best?
• A record is on the verge of being broken!
• Who would have fallen for the trick Detour?
• How should Production have messed with Colin?
• We talk driving tests.
• Who was best at the silent disco Roadblock?
• Did we spot a rule change?
• Logan has a silent disco story.
• Why did Colin phrase his experience in Dubai so oddly?
• Who should be more Debbie?
• Are non-eliminations rigged?
• Michael & Michelle *really* disagree about the Uganda leg.
• Why are Tyler & Korey the new Gus & Hera?
• What did Elitha think a "minaret" was?
• Why did they have to count the steps between the marks?
• Michael spots some stupidity.
• Logan suggests how to improve the Rolex Roadblock.
• How did Michelle miss Victor getting burned?
• There's a last minute recurring joke.
• Michelle gets angry at the Speed Bump.
• Why didn't Colin use either of his catchphrases on the Uganda Detour?
• What made them do a Tower of Hanoi challenge not in Vietnam?!
• Have we reached breaking point with returnee seasons?
• Will they handle the Must-Vote U-Turn terribly?
• Michelle is a feminist icon.
• Is Britney more of a comp beast than we remember?
• Are there too many Double-Battles?
• How would Jet & Cord have fared in Uganda?
• Why were only Tyler & Korey narrating in Uganda?
• We eulogise Janelle & Britney.
• Michael analyses the statistics.
• How is this season doing halfway through?
• What do we know about Uganda after this leg?
• Did Tyler hint towards Uganda?
• And who will be eliminated next?