The Taraminator

Michael & Logan return once more to recap Amazing Race Asia 5's fifth episode and visit to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam! In this episode:

• Logan requests a harsher introduction.
• We describe the Roadblock as horrific.
• We add a sixth course, which is quickly made sinister thanks to Logan.
• Why did we see the Fast Forward?
• A former Survivor contestant joins us.
• Logan's coworkers have finally seen an episode of The Amazing Race.
• We talk about classic Fast Forwards.
• How did Tom & Anita screw over Alex & Will?
• Our roles reverse when it comes to telling Alex & Will apart.
• We avoid Dong jokes for once.
• Amazing Race Asia sets a new precedent.
• Logan tests Michael's colourblindness.
• We learn about Logan's family.
• We finally mention the unused and unaired Yield from last week.
• What will Michael's Amazing Race t-shirt say?
• What do you leave out for Vietnamese Santa Claus?
• Michael creates a detour.
• Why would it have been a good thing for everyone to attempt the Fast Forward?
• Logan has never seen Lost.
• We rank Reality TV vomits.
• Logan promises to learn a rap.
• Alex & Will need to go to pun school.
• Michael puts his foot down about having more rewritten songs appear on the podcast.
• What are the stereotypes for an Indonesian?
• What is Allan Wu afraid of?
• There's another outlandish Tara Basro hiding place.
• The Roadblock did not obtain the Louisiana Gravedigger seal of approval.
• Michael reveals a surprise that is waiting for Logan in Spain.
• Vietnam does have KFC, guys.
• Wu gets an acting role.
• There's more talk of Vietnam's traffic.
• How would we have dealt with the eating challenge?
• The Racers are ungrateful.
• The Bucket of Disappwuval is coined.
• What shows did the Racers watch in sequester?
• Just how well are Treasuri & Louisa doing?
• Was the leg prize rigged?
• One Racer checks into Rue Manor.
• One team has an obvious winners' edit.
• Logan is obsessed with Charlie & the Chocolate Factory.
• And Wu will be eliminated...next?