Squinty Lookalikes

Our lovable dictators Ben & Michelle are back and recapping Australian Survivor's first episode. In this episode:

• Ben & Michelle's respective histories with Survivor are explained.
• No-one can understand Des.
• Ben is the wikipedia of Reality TV.
• Michelle's Dad loves meter maids.
• Someone is protected from being a "Grade-A dirt squirrel".
• "Mateship" holds no weight.
• Michelle never cries for weakness or strength.
• Who is a squinty lookalike?
• There's too many Hunger Games references.
• Michelle has something called a CD?!
• Someone gets underestimated.
• Ben shows off his Brady Bunch knowledge.
• Someone wants to be more Sandra, less Cydney.
• Where do injuries rank, from 0 to Kaoh Rong?
• Australian TV needs intruders.
• Michelle digs deep to get annoyed at the challenge.
• We delve into what an ORG is.
• And one opposing tribe member is called upon when things get a little heated at Tribal Council.