Slap the Butcher

Better late than never, Michael & Anthony return to recap the fifth episode of The Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode:

• We left Anthony in charge of timekeeping, hence the delay.
• Early morning wake-up calls confuse us.
• Are you a YAMIL?
• Michael reveals a weird connection to one candidate.
• How would we describe the three product choices?
• Michael gets a bit OCD.
• What is the gilet lady's husband's story?
• Anthony explains the Autumn-Winter sartorial essentials.
• People who choose not to wear helmets are helmets.
• Supermarket euphemisms.
• Do we pledge?
• We take umbrage with Sassy Hipster Lady Brady.
• Who is a newly-qualified drama teacher?
• One Racer from Amazing Race Canada stops by.
• Who is the Apprentice Weird Al?
• Where was JD hiding this week?
• What technical terms does Dillon know?
• A whiplash-themed MVP is selected.
• Why did Sofiane have to be on a bike?
• Claude threatens to burst a blood vessel.
• Why was Alana assigned to keep time?
• Nick Hewer finally gets a successor.
• Production hire odd consultants.
• Is Samuel one of the worst winning Project Managers ever?
• What hashtags did Hunter Rebecca omit?
• We speculate on Alana's business model.
• Anthony brings some words back.
• Whose pitching style is from the school Nativity playbook?
• What actually is Paul's job?
• Lord Sugar says the most stupid thing that's been said all series.
• Why should Apprentice become a bit more Solitary?
• And who will be fired next?