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Paparoni?

Stroke the aubergine in slow motion, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who regularly have fun times for a minute tops - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the fourth episode and elimination of Coco!
In this episode - Logan's given some options, there are varying amounts of homework that have been done, we have a small announcement, Charlotte plans a trip to South America, Coco understands the show, Bindles' buses are straight outta the Mushroom Kingdom, we wonder if the Wilhelm Scream will be a clue, Logan tries to do a Seal joke, someone forgot to submit a Suspect List, Gilles' weekly nickname is announced, we avoid the food sin minefield, Bindles has too much fun to make notes, the challenge gets broken, Gilles relocates, there's a question over whether the Mole knew who was going, a feud is revealed, we make one joke about Michelle hating her family, there are the latest updates to the Pool and First Suspicions, we lock in our first duo of suspicions, the next execution is predicted and Bindles threatens to be unbearable.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 5!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 15.
Additional note: Godverdomme, this was a great episode. We're definitely being pandered to though, right?
 
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DouGPT

Get in touch with some old friends, as we are back for Hunted UK's lucky seventh series! Over these six weeks (regardless of Channel 4's broadcast schedule), three people who are mostly length, really - Michael, Anthony & Michelle return to recap the hunt for twelve new fugitives who are spread out all over the UK in a quest to escape capture and win a share of £100,000 - continuing with the fifth episode and capture of Cathy, Annida and Alex (sadly!).
In this episode - Michael turns the subtitles on, Michelle gives us the update on the Sydney situation, one of the fugitives pops up on another show, an old friend has got in touch, we've been offered an interview, Cathy & Annida's vibrancy is never in doubt, someone takes an ironic trip, we worry we're being trolled, there is a really bad edit, Doug gets undermined, we get a new hero, Michelle hurries things along, there is the most egregious monkeying with the timeline in Hunted history (not including Australia, obviously), everyone's been doing their homework, the trailers are too honest, Anthony spots a reshoot, a week goes missing, we try and guess who'll win and someone gets a maths lesson.
Thank you for listening to this episode - we will see you next week for the finale!
 
Additional note: Are we ever going to be able to trust the editors again? I'm not sure I can!
 
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The Baaf Brandt Corstius Line

Go through customs in reverse, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who always ask for your consent before pushing your buttons - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the third episode and elimination of Philippe!
In this episode - we fear we're being baited again, Logan's been on an adventure, Michael talks about Maremmas, we wonder at what age you learn to bleat, Gilles earns another nickname, there is some homework for next week, Stéphanie gets banned from an onsen, we exclusively reveal the Plan B of the gesture challenge, the consequences of the Doubler are discussed, this becomes the Year of Despacito, there's a really easy way to identify the accomplice, the Mole gets a new voice, someone forgets about imperial measurements, Michael wants Production to be meaner, the Suspect List question proves confusing, a rumour is confirmed, we set the record straight over whether gnocchi is pasta, a massive clue is spotted, no-one trusts Bernard anymore, we head towards a NetMol situation, Philippe has a surprising connection, the next time trailer is just for us, we update the Pool, First Suspicions and our weekly suspects and there's a difference of opinion over who's going next.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 4!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 5 and US Season 4.
Additional note: België really seems to be trying to make us talk about absolute filth this season, doesn't it?
 
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The Standard Measurement of Sausage Rolls

Think with your brain in any conversation, as we are back for Hunted UK's lucky seventh series! Over these six weeks (regardless of Channel 4's broadcast schedule), three people who disgust you with their tins of choice - Michael, Anthony & Michelle return to recap the hunt for twelve new fugitives who are spread out all over the UK in a quest to escape capture and win a share of £100,000 - continuing with the fourth episode and capture of Jack.
In this episode - there are green shoots for a potential eighth series, Anthony's been keeping secrets, there were almost some very good predictions last week, we wonder how big Jack's sausage rolls were, a complaint is pre-empted, someone gets a (small) apology, we see something we shouldn't, Lisa's edit softens, Michael gets targeted, Daisy earns her salary, a surprising aphrodisiac is revealed, Doug has an unironic breakout, Michelle tries to rewrite history, we have some connections to the episode, a joke gets tag teamed, Cathy & Annida nearly get a third banner, there's a lesson in continuity, a very old joke is told, we have an epiphany about the timeline, our priorities for being a fugitive are revealed, Anthony gives us a life lesson, we wonder if cigars & croissants go together, next week is predicted and we tout for some new sponsors.
Thank you for listening to this episode - we will see you next week for Episode 5!
 
Additional note: Two weeks remain of this series, but will anyone make it to extraction?
 
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My Body is Not an Ice Pop

Mortify the kids and the grandkids, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who hope that it's chocolate - Michael, Logan & Bindles - are recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - continuing with the second episode and elimination of Karolien!
In this episode - Logan gets himself into hot water, there's a small administrative error-induced discussion, Michael faces the consequences of ignoring the existence of blended families, someone gets burned by Reddit, we get some mystery packages, everyone could be the Mole, Production have been planning this week for a while, our jokes have a theme this week, Coco brings the fire, everyone licks a bit too slowly for our tastes, the difference between a stepfather and a father is explained, someone Bruce Bogtrotters themself, Michael promotes a tour, Michaël gets an invitation to a party, we open the Canadian Pandora's Box, Logan forgets a white woman, a reunion scene is predicted, the Mole flits between Bane and Darth Vader, the method of picking the new Keeper of the Doublers is revealed, we rank the eulogies, the Wilhelm Scream returns, Bindles wants to join the Pool, there are the first updates to the Pool and First Suspicions and our second set of suspects are locked in.
You can play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 3!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 8.
Additional note: No-one expected Bindles to make it to fifty episodes without being cancelled, right?
 
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A Brain for Instruments

Learn something new today that you can't really share with anybody, as we are back for Hunted UK's lucky seventh series! Over these six weeks (regardless of Channel 4's broadcast schedule), three people who aren't fans of privilege - Michael, Anthony & Michelle return to recap the hunt for twelve new fugitives who are spread out all over the UK in a quest to escape capture and win a share of £100,000 - continuing with the third episode and capture of Beth.
In this episode - we're still being misled, Michelle's loyalty is being tested, the podcast leaks into real life, some rules get skirted, Jordan & James are in capture jail, we go down a recorder rabbit hole, there's some monkeying with the timeline, we learn what a "Pleasure Park" is in Australia, Doug does a swear, Lisa's edit softens, Jack gets a eulogy, there's a really bad frankenedit, Anthony is glad of subtitles, Thady is a big deal, one of Michael's favourite phrases appears, Beth wears only the second-worst disguise of the series, we try not to have another Elissa Slater incident, the word "literally" gets misused, we wonder if Jack will get away with his flight, a bloodbath is overdue, there are some rare predictions and Michael has some thoughts on the briefcase of cash.
Thank you for listening to this episode - we will see you next week for Episode 4!
 
Additional note: Are you enjoying this series as much as we are? It's refreshing to have it be on once a week again!
 
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It's Just N

Talk about your scrotum for six seconds too long, because we're back for De Mol België Season 12 - and its visit to the place Logan's ancestors fled under the cloak of darkness - Sicily! Over these nine weeks, three guys who aren't olive pluckers, they're olive pluckers' sons - Michael, Logan & Bindles - will be recapping and breaking down everything that happens as we try and work out who has been given an offer that they couldn't refuse - to become the Mole - beginning with the premiere and elimination of Gillian!
In this episode - Logan continues with his offensive descriptions, a traditional question returns, The Mole infiltrates Michael's life, this season approaches the Aaf Brandt Corstius Line, everyone's favourite impression is back, someone gets lined up to dub for Gilles, we spot a subtle theme, there was an audible reaction to the Real Madrid snafu, the cast photos are already iconic, Michaël teaches us something, Bindles panders to the bingo people, someone turns into Jackie Stallone, the hexagons get rebranded, we got misled in the trailers, Bindles & Michael get in sync, we find the perfect jokes to make on Holy Week, Michael tries to work out the maximum amount of olives, Senne's weight loss becomes even more impressive, Logan has met the guy who created Big Brother, a joke is pre-emptively stolen, the Mole's tactics are analysed, this season proves to be lucrative, our first boot gets a special eulogy, the sponsors will be happy, we try and guess what the impact of Pandora's Box will be, our first suspicions are locked in, Logan reveals his descriptions and we wonder if we're being pandered to again.
You can join in with our First Suspicions game by filling in the form here and play along with this week's Bother's Bar Suspect List here. We will see you next week for Episode 2!
Please note: This episode is intended on being spoiler-free, but references to any season we have already covered (WIDM 10-11, 14, 17-24 and Renaissance; België 4-11) may be made. This episode may also contain references to WIDM Season 1.
Additional note: Is Gilles going to approve of being nicknamed Pasta Bear or Papá Orso now? Probably not!
 
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A Whole Lot of Stupid Going On

Take a literal walk down memory lane, as we are back for Hunted UK's lucky seventh series! Over these six weeks (regardless of Channel 4's broadcast schedule), three people who are still trying to find the Hunters' main asset - Michael, Anthony & Michelle recap the hunt for twelve new fugitives who are spread out all over the UK in a quest to escape capture and win a share of £100,000 - continuing with the second episode and capture of Steve.
In this episode - Michael's jokes come back to bite him, Michelle's been out socialising, Anthony has had a weekend of two halves, there is some big news to do with an Australian icon, we get a semi-definitive answer on whether fugitives could fly, someone is already dead to us, we try and remember if we saw any posters, the edit slightly misleads us, there is a winner prediction already, we spot some more monkeying with the timeline, Lisa's insults get ranked, Anthony has some experience with the Manchester Hilton, our ire turns to the Hunters, some predictions already come home to roost, Beth may have an advantage and this episode earns a very interesting record.
Thank you for listening to this episode - we will see you next week for Episode 3!
 
Additional note: Guess which word would be the centre square on a bingo card this week? No-one really covers themselves in glory...
 
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