Reality TV Warriors
Episodes
Wednesday Jul 27, 2016
The Little Jinder Tugboat Who Could
Wednesday Jul 27, 2016
Wednesday Jul 27, 2016
Michael & Logan return for this slightly delayed recap of Amazing Race Canada 4's fifth episode, and visit to Haida Gwaii and Prince Rupert, British Columbia. This week:
We recap Logan's birthday celebrations.
We look ahead to how bad next week will be.
Why is Monty's mum the best NPC that TARC has to offer?
Logan makes a play for the show's sponsors.
A winner pick is made.
Production have been watching HaMerotz again.
Michael becomes a casual fan.
Find out about Michael's conversations at dinner.
What would be the most awkward cluegiving of all time?
Logan namedrops the podcast at parties.
Who is the new Ruth-Marie?
Which cluegiver is a competition winner?
Which popular website is full of bed intruders?
Logan compares someone to a groin kick.
Michael namedrops Logan's cousin to customers.
A Survivor player is crowned.
Where is one team sequestered this year?
We discuss TAR Asia news.
We pitch a TARC twist.
Which rapper has to change his name when visiting the UK?
Logan makes more lesbian jokes.
A plea is made to get one team to Songify the News.
Logan learns about British cities.
We display our knowledge of Amazing Race Russia.
One team wins all the prizes.
Someone is a write-in candidate for Miss World.
Find out where Michael was abandoned as a child.
And there's more Pokémon-themed nonsense.
Podcasts should be back to Wednesdays from next week again!
Wednesday Jul 20, 2016
Heatstroke Karaoke
Wednesday Jul 20, 2016
Wednesday Jul 20, 2016
Michael & Logan return for the third annual Logan's Birthday Extravaganza podcast and to recap Amazing Race Canada 4's fourth episode and visit to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. In this episode:
There's both conspiracies and deception, lots of Dong and sitcoms about Hitler.
Logan hasn't followed up on a promise yet.
Michael remembers some Vietnamese.
We play "Golfer or District?"
Logan draws a line
One team asks for seconds
One Racer is straight out of a Black Eyed Peas video, whilst another is Tobias Fünke.
We discuss the rise of the Canadian Mick Hucknall.
And Double Birthday (so intense.)
Wednesday Jul 13, 2016
Jillian, aka GLADoS
Wednesday Jul 13, 2016
Wednesday Jul 13, 2016
Michael & Logan return to recap the third episode of Amazing Race Canada 4, its visit to Cái Bè, Vietnam, and mourn the loss of the stars of the season. This week, we talk about majestic headturns, puppies, subtle product placement, McFlurries, copyright claims, seven-bird roasts, Pokémon Go, ziplines, foreign Disney dubs, exiling one Racer and Logan finally finds a reason to watch Dutch Mole.
You can join us next week for the Logan Birthday Extravaganza (which is actually the day before Michelle's)!
Wednesday Jul 06, 2016
Howie Mandel or Nickelback?
Wednesday Jul 06, 2016
Wednesday Jul 06, 2016
Michael & Logan to recap Amazing Race Canada 4's visit to Calgary, Alberta! This week:
We worry for TARC's future when there's no dance tasks for two legs.
Does Vietnam do fan dances?
Find out why Sudbury sucks, unlike Jasper.
Which two teams legitimately kicked ass last week?
Michael issues a challenge...and then promptly retracts it.
There's evil mayoral twins and litigious theme parks.
Why does Amazing Race Canada hate firefighters?
What good lessons has Amazing Race Asia taught us?
Logan reveals his biggest Amazing Race Canada fear.
Which team needs to avoid James Duthie?
Michael tries his best not to stalk a former TARC Racer.
Why might producers have been worried about the bus task?
Logan compares Canadian hate figures.
Who would the Express Pass deal actually benefit?
Which detour was a terrible choice?
Would production have tried more express passes?
Which team were channelling the Williams sisters?
We celebrate the glorious Wu-turn of our favourite host on Friday.
One team commits a double Race faux-pas.
We compare all-female teams.
Michael has some stories from 'Nam.
And surprising US switchbacks.
Friday Jul 01, 2016
Jasper, the Friendly National Park
Friday Jul 01, 2016
Friday Jul 01, 2016
Sorry it's a bit late! Michael & Logan return to recap Amazing Race Canada 4's first episode and visit to Yellowknife, NT and Jasper, AB. This week:
Find out where on Earth the new theme music came from.
Producers are damned with faint praise.
Emmett is Public Enemy.
Yellowknife is a very depressing place for one podcaster.
Why was our preview like a Harry Potter book?
Whose intro should have featured trenchcoats?
Logan was wrong.
One of Michael's comparisons came true.
Stéphane is Dennis Hopper.
Which team are Lisi Linares' inspiration?
Why is one prize really not as good as it sounds?
Why do we hope that it is not the "Toughest Race Ever"?
Captain Obvious gets a stunt double.
Only one bank gets the Podcast Seal of Approval.
How would HaMerotz have done the first Roadblock?
We defend quitters.
Production jokes make a glorious return.
Logan tells depressing anecdotes.
The new Shahla & Nabeela are crowned.
One team's historical comparisons get fact-checked.
The leg prize heralds the return of our favourite running joke.
And was it the right move to quit the Roadblock?
Tuesday Jun 28, 2016
Mrs Universe, Everyone
Tuesday Jun 28, 2016
Tuesday Jun 28, 2016
Michael & Logan return at the very last minute to preview Amazing Race Canada 4's cast! This week:
Casual fans still hate beauty queens.
CTV's euphemism game returns.
Why not being first can be a good thing.
Logan has never seen Scrubs.
Another question in the biographies annoys Michael.
Logan tries his hand at British current affairs.
What sort of rock & roll lifestyle does Michael lead on holiday?
Michael falls asleep.
Logan writes some Amazing Race Canada 3 fan fiction.
What does Ashley promote?
Punslinging crushes.
Confusing promo pictures.
Michael has a list of reasons why everyone should be a fan of one team.
Who is the Canadian Fonzie?
Michael is a cop-ote.
What is the worst case Big Brother Canada crossover?
The Social goes Global.
What is the worst US state?
Logan shows off his kids' TV knowledge.
Why TARC's world firsts may bode well for the season.
Logan compares lesbians.
All world trips visit Sudbury.
Michael's promise of a berating for one team goes in a surprising turn (thanks to Brexit).
We ask producers not to troll for once.
Logan starts a taxi business.
How to guess an ice hockey player.
Two American Racers visit.
Does production put exes together?
Asian Bodybreak.
Logan gets introspective.
Mermaids are real, damnit.
And one team gets the VoldeMussolini treatment.
Sunday May 22, 2016
Logan in LA
Sunday May 22, 2016
Sunday May 22, 2016
Michael begins the off-season by celebrating the return of Logan from his adventures in Los Angeles, visiting both the Amazing Race and Survivor finales!
Sunday May 15, 2016
Are You a Dinghy?
Sunday May 15, 2016
Sunday May 15, 2016
Michael & Michelle return for the final time this season to recap Amazing Race 28's season finale and leg in LA & Santa Barbara.