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Episodes
Saturday Nov 12, 2016
Slap the Butcher
Saturday Nov 12, 2016
Saturday Nov 12, 2016
Better late than never, Michael & Anthony return to recap the fifth episode of The Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode:
We left Anthony in charge of timekeeping, hence the delay.
Early morning wake-up calls confuse us.
Are you a YAMIL?
Michael reveals a weird connection to one candidate.
How would we describe the three product choices?
Michael gets a bit OCD.
What is the gilet lady's husband's story?
Anthony explains the Autumn-Winter sartorial essentials.
People who choose not to wear helmets are helmets.
Supermarket euphemisms.
Do we pledge?
We take umbrage with Sassy Hipster Lady Brady.
Who is a newly-qualified drama teacher?
One Racer from Amazing Race Canada stops by.
Who is the Apprentice Weird Al?
Where was JD hiding this week?
What technical terms does Dillon know?
A whiplash-themed MVP is selected.
Why did Sofiane have to be on a bike?
Claude threatens to burst a blood vessel.
Why was Alana assigned to keep time?
Nick Hewer finally gets a successor.
Production hire odd consultants.
Is Samuel one of the worst winning Project Managers ever?
What hashtags did Hunter Rebecca omit?
We speculate on Alana's business model.
Anthony brings some words back.
Whose pitching style is from the school Nativity playbook?
What actually is Paul's job?
Lord Sugar says the most stupid thing that's been said all series.
Why should Apprentice become a bit more Solitary?
And who will be fired next?
Monday Oct 31, 2016
Pouring Vimto over Karthik
Monday Oct 31, 2016
Monday Oct 31, 2016
Michael & Anthony return to recap the fourth episode of Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode:
Why did Aleksandra wait till the task was announced before quitting?
Who wakes up early in the shared house?
Who is our unironic win pick?
Two candidates copy former runner-ups' business plans.
Could the editors have sugar-coated Aleksandra's quit?
How would this cast be categorised?
Why did we see Samuel last week for the first time?
Is this the first time that we've not seen a client's decision of who to represent them?
What bags do we associate with Minorca?
Our Little Louis Walsh takes it to deadlock.
One team finally learns when unisex means.
Why did Jessica sing "Cool for Cats" in a weird tune?
Who should have raided the James & Solomon collection?
Why has our MVP from last week gone downhill?
Exasperated Claude Littner.
Karthik finally finds a role.
Why did we not see Claude defend Karthik?
Incidental Characters get their time in the spotlight.
Who is our MVP?
Production have been listening to Michael the Puppet Master.
How can you spend £5,000 on white shirts?
Sassy Hipster Lady Brady makes an appearance.
The rewards are still crap.
Paul is a fashionista.
Who was a backseat PM?
Why is Karthik like water?
What is a consultant?
Velodromes are scary.
Will next week be a multi-firing?
The firee joins an exclusive club.
And who will fired next?
Monday Oct 24, 2016
Karren Brady: Lie Detective
Monday Oct 24, 2016
Monday Oct 24, 2016
Michael & Anthony return to recap the third episode of Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode:
How should Willy Wonka be described?
Someone earns a spot on Hunted.
Dad puns.
Why was Mukai saved?
Maple Bacon Fudge.
How do you win this challenge?
Why does Anthony watch this show?
Exasperated Lady Brady.
Purple Samuel.
Americans try British sweets.
Is £32 worth it?
The episodes need an advisory warning.
Hanging up on your PM.
Anthony is basically a famewhore.
Jessica forgets to breathe.
Sugar is subtle.
Rewards are odd.
Bad omens.
Why bringing an alliance back may be very stupid.
Did Sugar make the wrong decision?
Barely disguised contempt.
Why did we see Grainne this week?
And what constitutes Under the Radar for Karthik?
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
You Remind Me of a Little Tony Hawk
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Michael & Anthony return to recap the second episode of the twelfth series of Apprentice UK. In this episode:
Anthony is out for blood.
Michael speaks Italian.
The Duping Game is brought to you, in association with Nebulous.
Is one person the secret lovechild of two of the stars from another show
The podcast becomes a dog mask-free zone.
Unisex...jeans?
Should you ever stop for market research?
What would Anthony's Mastermind topic be?
Dillon moves to X Factor.
The Boys' team gets an extra member.
We look ahead to who the standouts from the interviews could be.
The long-lost Mitchell brother appears.
Why did Maggie Mountford quit?
Who is the MVP of the episode?
Is it worse to be invisible or useless?
Michael shows his age.
Why was Jessica better at pitching than in the boardroom?
Which team actually deserved to lose?
#boolshat
Why was the fired candidate actually fired?
Who is on the crazy team next week?
Someone gets a new nickname.
Who is the most likely person to lie on their CV?
And who should have been fired?
Monday Oct 10, 2016
Diamonds in Me Bra
Monday Oct 10, 2016
Monday Oct 10, 2016
Michael & Anthony return to recap the most British of all shows - The Apprentice - and the first episode of its twelfth series. In this episode:
What effect has Brexit had on the podcast?
We talk WIDM.
Should game show contestants consider being angel investors?
Who might have had a visit to Dr Leah?
One part of Sugar's spiel on success was slightly inaccurate.
Will one person break Reality TV convention?
Why was the cast size increased from 14 to 18?
Series that revolve around a Battle of the Sexes suck.
Which team has been watching too much of the American Apprentice?
Why is one team a fan of a cinema chain?
What is the one thing stopping Michael signing up for the Apprentice?
#SmellWhatSells becomes the new #ReadYourClue
Why wake them at 3am?
The Ballad of Maggie Mountford and Old Lemonface is sung.
One team accepts a 94% loss.
Why did the losing Project Manager watch HaMerotz LaMillion?
Anthony defends the sausage supremo from unfair criticism by Karren Brady.
Everyone needs to rehearse their "Good Morning Lord Sugar".
There's some You're Fired insight.
And did the fired candidate really have a chance?