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Episodes

Monday Apr 10, 2017
Pain is Temporary, Being Our Favourite is Forever
Monday Apr 10, 2017
Monday Apr 10, 2017
Michael, Anthony & Michelle return again to recap the second episode of Amazing Race 29. In this episode:
Why were there gifs of Michelle on Twitter on Friday?
We finally dissect the intro.
How are production improving things?
Should you play nice on Leg 2?
Someone needs the awkward conch.
Which detour should you pick?
Michelle teaches us how to play a drum.
We talk about Redmond’s hat.
We right a wrong.
Michelle laughs at people falling over.
One team goes a bit Dutch Mole.
Michael makes a contrast.
Matt goes a bit stereotypical.
Who were the MVPs of the episode?
Two Racers earn new nicknames.
Left-handed people finally get the credit that they deserve.
Michelle goes on a royal tangent.
Three words may hint at next week’s result.
Why do CBS hashtag everything?
We show a rare bit of sympathy.
Should there have been a Non-Elimination leg this week?
We give a lesson on anatomy.
Why was Shamir in pain?
Is it good karma to mislead another team?
Anthony finally reveals his hashtag for Matt & Redmond.
Phil gets angry.
How did Jessie & Francesca fall so far behind?
And we predict what happens next week.

Monday Apr 03, 2017
We Can’t Spell Fun Without ’U’
Monday Apr 03, 2017
Monday Apr 03, 2017
Michael & Michelle return and are joined by special guest Anthony to recap the first episode of The Amazing Race 29. In this episode:
Why do we mock Italy?
Anthony & Michelle are casuals.
Michael doesn’t pay attention.
Michelle gets a bit too excited.
There’s some bragging.
How does Michael know the Panamanian flag?
There’s some more terrible Boston impressions.
Someone challenges Phil.
Are you an Alpha Male?
How terrible are the hashtags?
Anthony proves not to be very trusting.
Someone lives in a TV show.
We can actually talk rugby with an expert.
Michelle learns a new word.
What was the biggest secret that was revealed this episode?
We talk manual cars.
What is the appropriate way to tell a lady to calm down?
Which detour would we have picked?
Should it have been a non-elimination leg?
Tara Basro reappears (or does she?)
Did someone make a bad choice at the schoolyard pick?
There’s a new addition to the MH Rules.
Shamir channels Probst.
Was the penalty fair?
How will U-Turns work?
The “This Season” trailer showed far too much.
And who will be eliminated next?

Sunday Mar 05, 2017
The Sledgehammer is Mightier Than the Sword
Sunday Mar 05, 2017
Sunday Mar 05, 2017
Michael, Anthony & Michelle return for the final time this season to recap Hunted US' first season finale. In this episode:
Michelle gets tired of a joke.
Why do vegetarians eat bank notes?
What moment shocked us the most?
Why were Alpha overused?
Anthony wants a spin-off.
Why did Meredith sell out Henry VIII?
Michelle doesn't understand rules.
Anthony reveals the results of our sweepstake.
Michelle is looking at bacon.
We actually predicted something.
Michael rants.
What is the major difference between the UK & US series?
Why did Pennywise & Henry VIII disappear?
Is Hunted fake?
We have an off-season project.
What is Michael's superpower?
Michelle has been on the radio.
Anthony has an observation.
The edit gets spun.
Did Pennywise & Henry VIII save Lee & Hilmar?
Why did we see so few Hunter teams?
What is this finale's biggest disappointment?
The intro held some clues.
What should the next extraction point be?
Why did the teams have to go to different places?
Anthony knows a bit too much about safety deposit boxes.
Did someone take the show brief literally?
Could you do a 5km run?
We cast Hunted UK v US.
Lee & Hilmar channelled Hamish & Mikaela.
Michael eats a piece of chocolate tart.
We have some listener questions.
We try and get Flat Cap Charlie an invite.
What effect will the US season have on the next UK one?
And will we be back for season 2?

Sunday Feb 26, 2017
His Master’s Ploys
Sunday Feb 26, 2017
Sunday Feb 26, 2017
Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the sixth episode of Hunted US' first season. In this episode:
Michelle is on the receiving end of a fan favourite joke.
Are Production listening to us?
We discuss Ant & Dec.
How will the Finale actually work next week?
We make a bet.
Some more rules get revealed.
We talk a little bit about Survivor.
What was the worst night of Michelle's life?
Michael has a brain wave about Australian Hunted.
Where do the captured teams go?
The editors backpedal.
Michelle hates American terms.
Where do you buy beer in Sweden?
We explain our friends' nicknames.
Anthony explains doxxing.
How will Lee & Hilmar actually get away with the Craigslist stunt?
A surprising team meets a gang.
Should you ever contact someone after fifteen years?
We have a sponsor!
We call out some creative editing.
Someone earns themselves a brand new award.
Anthony shows his nerdiness.
We get to the bottom of the mystery number from Lee's notebook.
Michael talks about Fall Out Boy.
We watch the video screens.
Soul Control get a mention.
We lament the loss of a favourite team.
Griff slightly biffs it.
And we look forward to the finale.

Sunday Feb 19, 2017
Every Wolf Has Its Day
Sunday Feb 19, 2017
Sunday Feb 19, 2017
Michael, Michelle & Anthony are back to recap the fifth episode of Hunted US' first season. In this episode:
Why have our podcast recordings this season been so long?
Michelle needs an address book.
Michael makes an apology.
What were the unaired ways to overwhelm David & Emiley's senses?
We compare edits.
Dexter Morgan appears.
Michelle falls asleep.
What if the Hunters find David & Emiley's burner phone?
Anthony finally warms up to one team.
It all gets very convenient.
Michelle still disagrees with Theresa.
There's a lot of UK connections.
We pick apart the most ridiculously cocky move in Hunted history.
One team gets the most blatant winners' edit ever.
What are the rules on teams flying somewhere?
Michelle never barters and then gets angry.
Why did we see Aarif & Immad be nice?
How will Pennywise & Henry VIII get caught?
Sherlock skypes Amber.
We steal Logan's Funniest Complaints blog for one week only.
IT'S A TV SHOW.
Someone is worse at lying than Photographer Rob.
Using mosques is very clever.
A rule is inadvertently clarified.
Why have we seen so much self-driving?
One Hunter keeps repeating herself.
There's some typically understated chat about Lee & Hilmar's move.
What are the top five Hunted moves ever?
Michael says the word "balls" a bit too much.
What was Sherlock's first text upon returning to the UK?
One team have some startling comparisons to UK winners.
After so much love all season, the editors make a complete MESS of one crucial scene.
Oprah picks the MVP.
We discuss the Facebook reaction to this week's episode.
Michael talks to idiots.
We find out why you should befriend a man called John Smith.
Everyone's chances get ranked.
And do the previews reveal our Final Two teams?

Sunday Feb 12, 2017
Carrie on Hunting
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
Michael, Michelle & Anthony are back once more to recap the fourth episode of CBS' new smash hit - Hunted. In this episode:
Does Australia have Taco Bell?
Did the advert actually spoil anything?
Anthony spots patterns.
Michael has a theory.
Reddit teaches us things.
Someone didn't read the rules.
Are all psychics gypsies?
One team is very stupid.
Gold Command is finally proven.
We ask for a rule clarification.
Which team will be the final ones caught?
We spitball a tactic for future fugitives.
The unsung heroes of production finally get mentioned.
One Hunter is fast becoming everyone's favourite.
Who is the real hero?
Sherlock is up to his old tricks.
We ask for an exchange programme.
What would happen if a team was too good?
Michelle doesn't understand maiden names.
One fugitive gets a new nickname.
One Hunter team makes everything very confusing.
Did the captured team get Thu cocky?
Who takes a selfie with a DSLR?
How do you pronounce Vidalia?
One team's tactic sounds a little bit serial killer.
Why did someone say "Skinny Pedal to the Right"?
Everyone needs to be a little bit less cooperative.
We finally answer a question we had preseason.
What will Lee's big risk be?
And Michelle & Anthony play a quiz.

Sunday Feb 05, 2017
Outwit, Outplay, Outsass
Sunday Feb 05, 2017
Sunday Feb 05, 2017
Michael, Michelle & Anthony return once more to recap the third episode of Hunted US' first season! In this episode:
Michelle is still heartless.
Ry-Phi gets a new nickname.
We've had some rare good feedback!
Just how much influence did the British series have?
We discuss spoilery trailers.
There's some creative editing.
Will anyone actually win?
Why are the Hunters being portrayed sympathetically?
Stop ringing & texting everyone!
The Hunters are multiplying.
There's an apology to Twitter.
What is the British Florida?
Michelle hates someone's mother.
Michael has a thing against door-to-door salesmen.
Someone starts a feud.
Our MVP is the least-surprising choice ever.
Michael & Anthony find something in common.
Michelle knows the plot of Deliverance.
One team gets two CBS pilots.
The timeline theory from last week returns.
Michelle makes an assumption and Michael has a theory.
We all get a bit confused about the mechanics of a butt dial.
Griff tries not to swear.
We lock in a winner pick.
Someone pre-emptively listened to Michael.
What was Hilmar's reaction to the butt dial?
What will be Sentra & Thu's downfall?
We discuss how you hide a number plate.
What are the rules we don't know about?
Why are Hunted fans so skeptical?
We voice suspicions.
Who will have a terribly awkward Thanksgiving?
Michelle gets angry.
We write an Australian Survivor biography.
Which Hunter looks like a geocacher?
Everyone needs to learn some French.
What characteristic sets Team Hotel apart?
We analyse boat speeds.
There's more CBS fakery.
Who will be captured next?
And what effect will Flat Cap Charlie have on the next UK series?

Sunday Jan 29, 2017
Drinking Gravy on Survivor
Sunday Jan 29, 2017
Sunday Jan 29, 2017
Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the second episode of Hunted US' first season. In this episode:
Why was there a one-hour premiere then a double-episode?
We've had some awkward cast interactions.
CBS Cliffhangers.
There's a deeply predictable couple of references.
Why are so many people from Atlanta?
It all goes a bit French Mole.
How many TAR recruits are there?
Is Buck a real name?
Does the UK have home invasions?
Production have no timeline etiquette.
How is the edit spoiling us?
Michael asks for a job.
Michelle is heartless.
Should you get a burner phone?
Michael was a huge baby.
Who is the George Foreman of Hunted?
What do you do with a liability?
Can fugitives separate?
One fugitive gets a new nickname.
How do you tell a kayak & a canoe apart?
Why are the US public so helpful?
Was there a risk of a crocodile or alligator attack?
One team use a tactic that we advocated.
How does Mail Monitoring work in the US?
Michael gloats.
We talk filenames.
Michelle should go on Australian Survivor.
Anthony is a GoPro nerd.
Badly designed wanted posters.
Michelle's film night takes a wild turn.
Which came first - the Hunter or the Fugitive?
We search Michelle's Facebook and search history.
Who actually sold out Troy & Chele?
Who gets the MVP award?
And who will be caught next?