Reality TV Warriors
Episodes

Wednesday Jan 25, 2017
Extracting Hipster Monty
Wednesday Jan 25, 2017
Wednesday Jan 25, 2017
Michael & Anthony return to recap the first episode of CBS' new smash-hit programme, Hunted! In this episode:
What sort of parent lets their children listen to us?
Why is Lex Luthor involved in Hunted?
Contortionist Cameramen.
The pre-titles went a little bit Mole.
Why do we already love Lee & Hilmar?
Does Matt play basketball?
Anthony asks a stupid question.
Have one team of hunters been cloned?
We talk about Wonderful Georgia.
Is the Extraction Point getting creative already?
Why was the first team caught channelling a forgotten UK team?
We ask for more Bleks.
Who is the new Intern Simon?
What are the Gladiators up to?
Michael reveals hypothetical tactics.
Why should one Hunter change their Twitter name?
What is Gold Command?
We start a book club.
What is the Golden Rule?
We discuss some euphemistic names for relationships.
How do we see the episodes panning out?
A British fugitive returns.
We actually learn something.
Where is Michelle?
What should the episode title actually have been?
And who will be caught next?

Monday Oct 31, 2016
Ayo-ana Jones & The Last Two Saved
Monday Oct 31, 2016
Monday Oct 31, 2016
Michael, Michelle & Anthony return for the final time to recap the last episode of Hunted's second series. In this episode:
Ayo is far more humble than you think.
Whose opinion of themselves has changed?
Anthony displays a new impression.
For the last time, Hunted isn't fixed!
How do rigged phone-ins relate to Hunted?
What doomed Anna & Elizabeth?
Bleks looks for an acting role.
Michelle finds out that the UK has only just got polymer money.
We ask for more pre-arranged stuff.
Someone's early wardrobe returns.
We give too many tips.
Why would you lie to people?
The drone scene finally appears!
Hunted Will is finally given something to do.
Caravan says no.
How does Michelle know what a Vauxhall is?
Why did the fugitives have to meet up for information?
Exactly what were the Hunters told?
Anthony gets corrected.
One Hunter gets replaced.
Michelle learns about harbours.
Why did we only see boats?
What should the extraction be next year?
How did Toddington narrow it down?
What is Bleks wearing?
Anthony can't remember the Hunters.
One captured team makes it to the extraction point anyway.
Even animals try and catch Nick.
How did we celebrate the winners?
Is there a new rule for the finale?
The series gets a post-mortem.
And where will Hunted go next year?

Sunday Oct 23, 2016
The Cummings Man
Sunday Oct 23, 2016
Sunday Oct 23, 2016
Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the fifth episode of Hunted's second series. In this episode:
When will we finally see Anna & Elizabeth get chased by a drone?
Why did we not see Hamish & Mikaela crash a truck?
Anthony leaves his options open.
Someone gets a personal helicopter.
Anna & Elizabeth take a leaf out of the Amazing Race playbook.
Michelle gets pressured into doing Australian Survivor.
Yorkshire gets a new nickname.
We look ahead to series three and what Hunters won't be able to get away with.
Why would Anthony lend his car out?
Have Channel 4 acknowledged us again?
Nick has great tactics.
Someone is basically Canadian.
How one fugitive's intelligence led to their downfall.
How do you win Hunted?
Michael explains predictable edits.
Michelle nearly took Donald Trump's bait.
Who keeps 116,000 messages?!
Anthony tries to get phished.
What are the three Ponderosa essentials?
Michelle learns about Outdoor Adventure centres.
Who was the last person to be leant a rucksack?
Michelle requests an impression.
One of the Hunters acquires a nickname.
Crouching Hunter, Hidden Fugitive.
Anthony hates exercise.
What is a "vintage inn"?
Hunter Julie is UTR.
Michael teaches everyone about cigarette boats.
And who is the dog that doesn't bark?

Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sherlock’s Bongo
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Oct 16, 2016
Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the fourth episode of Hunted's second series. In this episode:
Michael corrects Bleks' map.
We explain how certain parts of the episode are filmed.
What exactly happens when a team splits?
What are the rules on smoking?
One fugitive gets a special message.
Michelle talks about omelettes.
Have the editors been watching classic TV & Film in the gap between series?
Do flowers hide clues?
What is a polite way to say someone is lying?
Who laps up the OTTP edgic?
How could the Hunters clamp down on hitch hiking?
Someone displays CSI-style hacking.
Does Leeds have alpacas?
Hunter Ben records multiple takes.
Who has the worst Dragons' Den pitch ever?
Illegal license plates!
Hunted goes a bit GTA, leading to an uncomfortable response by Fathers 4 Justice.
Bleks has a stunt double.
Do all the fugitives have a connection?
Michelle is insensitive again.
Why has Nick been so successful?
The intern is finally named.
Anthony stalks the Hunters.
Nick can't do maths.
One Hunter lies-cra.
A camerawoman is banished.
We get a bit self-promotional.
Nick Harvey finally gets a mention.
Two of last year's winners leave some grafitti.
Hunter Ben goes a bit Cumberbatch.
And Michelle makes another pitch for the boys to go on the run.

Monday Oct 10, 2016
Going Down in Essex
Monday Oct 10, 2016
Monday Oct 10, 2016
Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap Hunted's third episode of the year. In this episode:
Production have been tipping us off to things that happen before they air.
Who gets the Dr Ricky Allen memorial punching bag role?
Why should you always pack a diving suit?
What was the real reason that Mikaela jumped in the canal last week?
Who is getting a winners' edit?
Is someone being misanthropic?
Should Hunted go a bit Hunger Games?
Why has Twitter been spoiling everything?
What relevance to Jon Montgomery and Allan Wu have to why Michael wouldn't go on Hunted?
Why "lonely and needy" applies to more people than you may think.
Loose lips sink ships.
Why Hunted is better than House of Cards.
Why did Lolly need to go even more Bletchley Circle?
Why did Nick have to meet up with his friend face-to-face?
How did the Hunters get the copy of Nick's phone call?
Why were the German Shepherds so ineffectual?
Who is a hidden sponsor?
What is Anthony worth?
What can Survivor press pictures teach us about Hunted?
Never log into Facebook while you're on the run!
Should you ever contact an associate?
Anthony critiques PowerPoints.
Michelle wonders whether a ghillie suit ejection is necessary.
And we lament the loss of another fugitive.

Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Dick from the Depot
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the second episode of Hunted Series 2. In this episode:
Why did we see the same pre-credits scene as last week?
Who didn't learn their lesson from last year?
What would Michelle do if Australia had its own version of Hunted?
Who is getting the elusive UTR in a Hunted Edgic Chart?
Michael displays a new accent.
Should you ever sell out a fugitive?
One team's performance in this episode makes us wonder if any fugitives will ever live up to them in future?
Casual confessions lead to Anthony's revelation of the most romantic euphemism he's ever heard for a one night stand.
Why should you always hide your Facebook?
Anthony uses his Blackpool knowledge to fact-check a car chase.
Did the Hunters break the law?
What are Hunting Hours?
The underappreciated intern at Hunted HQ gets his time to shine.
Why was there a cliffhanger last week?
How far do you have to go from Blackpool to escape civilisation?
How does becoming an amputee affect your psyche?
Would the Hunters have *actually* paid the Scottish snitches?
Anthony takes offense to the accusations of fakery.
Who looks like the sort of person who would visit a Tank Museum?
The Canal Inn is well-endorsed.
Anthony invokes a Nerd Alert.
How will dogs affect the Hunt?
And who do we think will be captured next?

Monday Sep 26, 2016
Youngster Joey is from Yorkshire
Monday Sep 26, 2016
Monday Sep 26, 2016
Michael & Michelle are joined for the first time by new Warrior (and mediocre quizzer) Anthony Williams to launch Your Time on the Run – the Hunted podcast from Reality TV Warriors. In this episode:
We rehash the reasons why Logan got The Mole UK cancelled.
Why should you go on a daytime quiz show?
We talk about Russian adaptations.
Just what are the new Hunted rules?
What is the difference between Hunted and Wanted?
Who wants to stay in a sewer?
Where did the rest of the fugitives’ money go?
Michael the rubbish cyclist criticises Nick for cycling.
What was the most idiotic move of the episode?
What is an ethical hacker, and why are they in Portal 2?
Password hints are pointless.
Boring television wins.
What is the correct protocol for being hunted by someone from Mi5?
Ashley Callingbull makes a surprise appearance.
Lolly has a dog mask.
Support networks are stupid.
Does Blackpool have any redeeming features?
Are you a canal jumper?
One team gets a third member.
How big are the cameras?
And why did the Hunters not catch Kirk & Jez this week?