Reality TV Warriors
Episodes

Tuesday Nov 01, 2016
Any Damsel That’s in Wu-stress...
Tuesday Nov 01, 2016
Tuesday Nov 01, 2016
Michael & Logan return to recap the third episode of Amazing Race Asia 5. In this episode:
We tease a guest-star from a YouTube superstar next week.
Sneaky Instagram Follows.
One team gets a penalty for abseiling home.
Logan still can't tell teams apart.
Someone gets a downgrade.
Who is living up to their pre-season reputation?
We get surprised that a wedding wasn't delayed.
Where was Tara Basro?
Allan Wu launches a YouTube channel.
One sponsor slowly takes over.
One Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild dungeon is exclusively revealed.
Does God work in insurance?
Michael is a partial jerk.
Who is the MVP of the episode?
Logan is Marked for Elimination.
One Racer is compared to Will Smith songs.
What is a superleg?
Logan makes a vile comparison.
Chinese Doppelgangers.
What is detour theory?
Doggy fitness classes.
What did Tom do to the pedal?
Were the trishaws sabotaged?
One team gets an unaired penalty.
We reveal a clause in Zabrina & Joe Jer's contracts.
What is the motivational quote of the week?
We have the whitest thing ever created.
Wu singles one team out.
Will we get a Speed Bump?
Filipino Grudge Matches.
Logan becomes a radio producer.
And Wu will be eliminated...next?

Tuesday Oct 25, 2016
The Indonesian Aung San Suu Kyi
Tuesday Oct 25, 2016
Tuesday Oct 25, 2016
Michael & Logan return to recap the second episode of Amazing Race Asia 5. In this episode:
Logan tries to give himself a new nickname.
Michael gets distracted by ondel-ondels again.
We talk about Pokemon Sun & Moon.
We celebrate the wonderful return of pwuns.
TARA producers get a petition of their very own.
We judge people who do stupid things.
Logan tries to get us some sponsorship.
We hear the dirtiest joke that Logan has told in 125 podcasts.
Who is the new Joey "Fitness" & Danny?
What is Indonesia famous for?
We manage not to be mean about a task for once.
Hunter Ben gets some Asian recruits.
Another Detour rule is christened.
Logan thinks that all Tongans are related.
Michael solves the mystery of why JK has an elbow brace.
How much is Logan's forehead worth?
We talk about Fear Factor (and not even Wu's appearance!)
Anita gets braggy.
Who wouldn't have done the Roadblock?
Logan throws in the towel on impressions before become slightly racist.
Tara Basro gets slighted.
What does Allan Wu smell of?
Who is more Ika Bula?
Logan makes three interruptions.
We get annoyed at "scissors, paper, stone".
Someone carries a donkey.
We talk audition videos.
We commend the amount of swearing.
And we tease a celebrity appearance for next week.

Monday Oct 17, 2016
The Liberal Puppet Agenda
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Michael & Logan return to recap the first episode of The Amazing Race Asia 5: Guess Wu's Back! In this episode:
Logan takes advantage of the lack of censorship.
Wu-pologies are made.
Someone brings back the early noughties.
One US favourite drops by.
Logan talks about a sport that Great Britain is good at.
Context clues tell us that Eric is Kiwi.
RTV Warriors finally gets a slogan.
Who is the Indonesian Fonzie?
We have a connection to Allan Wu!
Who has a customised t-shirt?
China Rush did a Mole clue.
Monty has been on the Triple Doubles again.
Why was the Start Line Elimination particularly disappointing?
Someone gets a touching farewell montage.
There's some sloppy edits.
Who is Purple Tara?
Can Muscle Bros even lift?
Puppets are creepy.
Kids get neglected.
Slapstick comedy is always appreciated.
Was the Start Line Elimination rigged?
What would HaMerotz LaMillion have done with this leg?
The Malaysian Michael Jordan returns.
Logan shows off his knowledge of Singapore.
And Wu will be eliminated next?

Thursday Oct 06, 2016
Wu-lcome to the Fact Zone
Thursday Oct 06, 2016
Thursday Oct 06, 2016
Logan has been thawed out from cryogenic storage, so it's time to preview Amazing Race Asia 5: The Glorious Wuturn of Allan Wu! In this episode:
Why is Allan Wu in Spain and on Arrested Development?
Amazing Race Asia is already planning to outdo Amazing Race 24 and Canada.
Logan can't do maths.
We talk about visits to Africa, for some reason.
Who is the Tara Basro of the podcast?
Indonesia is both wonderful and beautiful.
Why are there so many mactors?
Who would be good at head shaving or twerking tasks?
Is Jude Law still a thing?
Logan reveals far too much about one team.
We talk about The Voice UK.
One teams gets brownie points for insulting one of Logan's least favourite Racers ever.
Why is there no age diversity?
We play a game of Hobbit or President?
No-one likes airline food.
Who compares himself to a triple threat?
#MalaysianVikings
Who appeared in SpaceJam?
Someone has oddly specific favourites.
One Racer is a reject from TAR28.
David Hasselhoff gets cast.
Logan tries to jinx it for another one of Michael's favourite teams.
Who has a voice for radio and why is it annoying?
Which team tries to be the new Frankie & Amy?
What does "banter" really mean?
Who follows the PG rules?
Someone swallows a thesaurus.
We exclusively reveal next season's prize for Amazing Race Canada.
Logan hates Elisha Cuthbert.
Whose moustache provides all his paradoxical power?
What is the etiquette for a Double Wu-Turn?
One Racer compares herself to something very inappropriate.
Should you ever trust someone who is "funny" or a "comedian"?
Who is the Tina Greene of Amazing Race Asia?
What is modern technology in Canada?
VIETNAMESE LESBIANS!
Jillian Michaels is still a thing.
And why has production been copying Amazing Race Latinoamerica?