Podcast

The Indonesian Aung San Suu Kyi

Michael & Logan return to recap the second episode of Amazing Race Asia 5. In this episode:
Logan tries to give himself a new nickname.
Michael gets distracted by ondel-ondels again.
We talk about Pokemon Sun & Moon.
We celebrate the wonderful return of pwuns.
TARA producers get a petition of their very own.
We judge people who do stupid things.
Logan tries to get us some sponsorship.
We hear the dirtiest joke that Logan has told in 125 podcasts.
Who is the new Joey "Fitness" & Danny?
What is Indonesia famous for?
We manage not to be mean about a task for once.
Hunter Ben gets some Asian recruits.
Another Detour rule is christened.
Logan thinks that all Tongans are related.
Michael solves the mystery of why JK has an elbow brace.
How much is Logan's forehead worth?
We talk about Fear Factor (and not even Wu's appearance!)
Anita gets braggy.
Who wouldn't have done the Roadblock?
Logan throws in the towel on impressions before become slightly racist.
Tara Basro gets slighted.
What does Allan Wu smell of?
Who is more Ika Bula?
Logan makes three interruptions.
We get annoyed at "scissors, paper, stone".
Someone carries a donkey.
We talk audition videos.
We commend the amount of swearing.
And we tease a celebrity appearance for next week.

Karren Brady: Lie Detective

Michael & Anthony return to recap the third episode of Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode:
How should Willy Wonka be described?
Someone earns a spot on Hunted.
Dad puns.
Why was Mukai saved?
Maple Bacon Fudge.
How do you win this challenge?
Why does Anthony watch this show?
Exasperated Lady Brady.
Purple Samuel.
Americans try British sweets.
Is £32 worth it?
The episodes need an advisory warning.
Hanging up on your PM.
Anthony is basically a famewhore.
Jessica forgets to breathe.
Sugar is subtle.
Rewards are odd.
Bad omens.
Why bringing an alliance back may be very stupid.
Did Sugar make the wrong decision?
Barely disguised contempt.
Why did we see Grainne this week?
And what constitutes Under the Radar for Karthik?

You Can’t Yadda Yadda That!

Michelle & Ben finally return to recap the ninth week of Australian Survivor's third season. In this episode:
Michelle talks Play School.
Ben takes umbrage with some self-righteousness.
Someone enjoys writing in the sand.
One contestant needs to sunbathe a bit more.
Ben starts getting annoyed with people.
Who is an underdog?
Is there such a thing as a cold Sydney?
What is the most important reason why people win?
Michelle loves the smell of clean hair.
There's always a worse option.
Kristie is terrible at putting liquid in Flick's mouth.
Ben teaches us a hangover cure.
There's nothing wrong with telling people they're going home.
Who were the control freak tribe?
We celebrate the annual "Stand like you're taking a dump challenge".
Michelle says the word "different" far too many times.
What is a stupid move?
Who is the Purple Kelly of the jury?
Probst is still ridiculous.
Who is the Woo of the season?
Ben really misses the castaway who was eliminated.
Michelle is going to a Survivor viewing party, just to see one US castaway's eyes.
And who will win?

The Cummings Man

Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the fifth episode of Hunted's second series. In this episode:
When will we finally see Anna & Elizabeth get chased by a drone?
Why did we not see Hamish & Mikaela crash a truck?
Anthony leaves his options open.
Someone gets a personal helicopter.
Anna & Elizabeth take a leaf out of the Amazing Race playbook.
Michelle gets pressured into doing Australian Survivor.
Yorkshire gets a new nickname.
We look ahead to series three and what Hunters won't be able to get away with.
Why would Anthony lend his car out?
Have Channel 4 acknowledged us again?
Nick has great tactics.
Someone is basically Canadian.
How one fugitive's intelligence led to their downfall.
How do you win Hunted?
Michael explains predictable edits.
Michelle nearly took Donald Trump's bait.
Who keeps 116,000 messages?!
Anthony tries to get phished.
What are the three Ponderosa essentials?
Michelle learns about Outdoor Adventure centres.
Who was the last person to be leant a rucksack?
Michelle requests an impression.
One of the Hunters acquires a nickname.
Crouching Hunter, Hidden Fugitive.
Anthony hates exercise.
What is a "vintage inn"?
Hunter Julie is UTR.
Michael teaches everyone about cigarette boats.
And who is the dog that doesn't bark?

The Liberal Puppet Agenda

Michael & Logan return to recap the first episode of The Amazing Race Asia 5: Guess Wu's Back! In this episode:
Logan takes advantage of the lack of censorship.
Wu-pologies are made.
Someone brings back the early noughties.
One US favourite drops by.
Logan talks about a sport that Great Britain is good at.
Context clues tell us that Eric is Kiwi.
RTV Warriors finally gets a slogan.
Who is the Indonesian Fonzie?
We have a connection to Allan Wu!
Who has a customised t-shirt?
China Rush did a Mole clue.
Monty has been on the Triple Doubles again.
Why was the Start Line Elimination particularly disappointing?
Someone gets a touching farewell montage.
There's some sloppy edits.
Who is Purple Tara?
Can Muscle Bros even lift?
Puppets are creepy.
Kids get neglected.
Slapstick comedy is always appreciated.
Was the Start Line Elimination rigged?
What would HaMerotz LaMillion have done with this leg?
The Malaysian Michael Jordan returns.
Logan shows off his knowledge of Singapore.
And Wu will be eliminated next?

Sherlock’s Bongo

Michael, Michelle & Anthony return to recap the fourth episode of Hunted's second series. In this episode:
Michael corrects Bleks' map.
We explain how certain parts of the episode are filmed.
What exactly happens when a team splits?
What are the rules on smoking?
One fugitive gets a special message.
Michelle talks about omelettes.
Have the editors been watching classic TV & Film in the gap between series?
Do flowers hide clues?
What is a polite way to say someone is lying?
Who laps up the OTTP edgic?
How could the Hunters clamp down on hitch hiking?
Someone displays CSI-style hacking.
Does Leeds have alpacas?
Hunter Ben records multiple takes.
Who has the worst Dragons' Den pitch ever?
Illegal license plates!
Hunted goes a bit GTA, leading to an uncomfortable response by Fathers 4 Justice.
Bleks has a stunt double.
Do all the fugitives have a connection?
Michelle is insensitive again.
Why has Nick been so successful?
The intern is finally named.
Anthony stalks the Hunters.
Nick can't do maths.
One Hunter lies-cra.
A camerawoman is banished.
We get a bit self-promotional.
Nick Harvey finally gets a mention.
Two of last year's winners leave some grafitti.
Hunter Ben goes a bit Cumberbatch.
And Michelle makes another pitch for the boys to go on the run.

You Remind Me of a Little Tony Hawk

Michael & Anthony return to recap the second episode of the twelfth series of Apprentice UK. In this episode:
Anthony is out for blood.
Michael speaks Italian.
The Duping Game is brought to you, in association with Nebulous.
Is one person the secret lovechild of two of the stars from another show
The podcast becomes a dog mask-free zone.
Unisex...jeans?
Should you ever stop for market research?
What would Anthony's Mastermind topic be?
Dillon moves to X Factor.
The Boys' team gets an extra member.
We look ahead to who the standouts from the interviews could be.
The long-lost Mitchell brother appears.
Why did Maggie Mountford quit?
Who is the MVP of the episode?
Is it worse to be invisible or useless?
Michael shows his age.
Why was Jessica better at pitching than in the boardroom?
Which team actually deserved to lose?
#boolshat
Why was the fired candidate actually fired?
Who is on the crazy team next week?
Someone gets a new nickname.
Who is the most likely person to lie on their CV?
And who should have been fired?

The Last Timtam-urai

For one week only, the Queens of the Island podcast becomes Royalty of the Island, as Michael steps into the breach and joins Michelle to recap the eighth week of Australian Survivor. In this episode:
The three missing weeks are quickly recapped.
Michelle hates Letters from Home.
Michael locks in his predictions.
Michelle reveals she has friends.
How does a Jury really vote?
What is the biggest move in Survivor history?
Who is the prettiest girl in the cast?
We talk about the Jury Villa.
Getting intimate with Survivor hosts.
Why is Michael taking drinks orders?
We look ahead to Finale Week.
Are Aussies having way more fun than Americans?
Pringles disgust Michael.
Did Brooke throw the Reward Challenge?
Michelle loses it over pants.
Kristie can win challenges.
Is the Last Timtam more or less important than the Last Rolo?
Why was the Immunity Challenge watered down?
One host has the tables turn on them.
What is the Australian equivalent of a taco stand?
Who was showing Survivor Chic?
And did the Jury get a bit drunk?